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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, September 16, 2009, 04:36:40 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

September 16, 2009, 04:36:40 PM
...I could feel the power of the spirit move me, in a way that can only be desribed as old testament in scope.  The faces of my coworkers in the meeting were priceless, jaws agape with horror...not even Pharoah had to deal with a plague of such magnitude.

In short, my stomach was still upset this morning, and I showed the management group what bad gas really is.

:digtbk:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Richter

#1
September 16, 2009, 04:42:27 PM
 :lulz:!
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Sir Squid Diddimus

#2
September 16, 2009, 04:49:17 PM
Oh holy shit

:lulz: :lulz:

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
September 16, 2009, 04:50:38 PM
Quote from: Squid on September 16, 2009, 04:49:17 PM
Oh holy shit

:lulz: :lulz:

If I could shit, there wouldn't have been a problem.

TGRR,
Hasn't shat in two days.  TWO DAYS.

ETA:  To be precise, not since Monday.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#4
September 16, 2009, 04:52:56 PM
siiiiiiiiigh, I know the feeling.

You know what's gonna happen right? It's gonna be like Nibbler.
Tiny little cat turd that weighs 2 tons and cracks the bowl.

The Good Reverend Roger

#5
September 16, 2009, 04:55:04 PM
Quote from: Squid on September 16, 2009, 04:52:56 PM
siiiiiiiiigh, I know the feeling.

You know what's gonna happen right? It's gonna be like Nibbler.
Tiny little cat turd that weighs 2 tons and cracks the bowl.

Oh, hell yes.

I am, as we speak, eating a pound of lettuce and about a gallon of no-fat Italian dressing.

When the spirit "moves" me, I shall not be using my office bathroom, I assure you. 

TGRR,
Will find a way to be in the main office building when the time comes.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jenne

#6
September 16, 2009, 04:56:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 16, 2009, 04:50:38 PM
Quote from: Squid on September 16, 2009, 04:49:17 PM
Oh holy shit

:lulz: :lulz:

If I could shit, there wouldn't have been a problem.

TGRR,
Hasn't shat in two days.  TWO DAYS.

ETA:  To be precise, not since Monday.

Fiber, and mineral oil if you have it.  Dude, don't know how you can stand that.  Constipation is the worst.

Maybe put some of that damned Activia in your diet for maintenance.

Jenne,

Knows Poop

The Good Reverend Roger

#7
September 16, 2009, 05:11:03 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 16, 2009, 04:56:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 16, 2009, 04:50:38 PM
Quote from: Squid on September 16, 2009, 04:49:17 PM
Oh holy shit

:lulz: :lulz:

If I could shit, there wouldn't have been a problem.

TGRR,
Hasn't shat in two days.  TWO DAYS.

ETA:  To be precise, not since Monday.

Fiber, and mineral oil if you have it.  Dude, don't know how you can stand that.  Constipation is the worst.

Maybe put some of that damned Activia in your diet for maintenance.

Jenne,

Knows Poop

Steps have been taken.  The countdown has begun.

Poompopalypse imminent.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jenne

#8
September 16, 2009, 05:13:46 PM
"poompopalypse"?  :lulz:

Sir Squid Diddimus

#9
September 16, 2009, 05:37:52 PM
 :memnoch2:

Iason Ouabache

#10
September 16, 2009, 05:43:12 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 16, 2009, 04:36:40 PM
...I could feel the power of the spirit move me, in a way that can only be desribed as old testament in scope.  The faces of my coworkers in the meeting were priceless, jaws agape with horror...not even Pharoah had to deal with a plague of such magnitude.

In short, my stomach was still upset this morning, and I showed the management group what bad gas really is.

:digtbk:
Did you manage to clear the room?  :lulz:
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Richter

#11
September 16, 2009, 06:00:58 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 16, 2009, 05:11:03 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 16, 2009, 04:56:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 16, 2009, 04:50:38 PM
Quote from: Squid on September 16, 2009, 04:49:17 PM
Oh holy shit

:lulz: :lulz:

If I could shit, there wouldn't have been a problem.

TGRR,
Hasn't shat in two days.  TWO DAYS.

ETA:  To be precise, not since Monday.

Fiber, and mineral oil if you have it.  Dude, don't know how you can stand that.  Constipation is the worst.

Maybe put some of that damned Activia in your diet for maintenance.

Jenne,

Knows Poop

Steps have been taken.  The countdown has begun.

Poompopalapse imminent.

Fix't.
May you enter their porcelain house and drop one hell of a stone.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#12
September 16, 2009, 06:03:35 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 16, 2009, 05:11:03 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 16, 2009, 04:56:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 16, 2009, 04:50:38 PM
Quote from: Squid on September 16, 2009, 04:49:17 PM
Oh holy shit

:lulz: :lulz:

If I could shit, there wouldn't have been a problem.

TGRR,
Hasn't shat in two days.  TWO DAYS.

ETA:  To be precise, not since Monday.

Fiber, and mineral oil if you have it.  Dude, don't know how you can stand that.  Constipation is the worst.

Maybe put some of that damned Activia in your diet for maintenance.

Jenne,

Knows Poop

Steps have been taken.  The countdown has begun.

Poompopalypse imminent.

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Payne

#13
September 16, 2009, 06:07:04 PM
Quote[18:03] <@TGRR> I CAN FEEL THE LETTUCE WORKING
[18:03] <@TGRR> THE SPIRIT MOVES ME
[18:03] <@TGRR> BRB LOL

Iason Ouabache

#14
September 16, 2009, 06:10:16 PM
Quote from: Payne on September 16, 2009, 06:07:04 PM
Quote[18:03] <@TGRR> I CAN FEEL THE LETTUCE WORKING
[18:03] <@TGRR> THE SPIRIT MOVES ME
[18:03] <@TGRR> BRB LOL

:omg:

Everyone head to the bunker!!!!
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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