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Tomorrow I visit Cow Island

Started by AFK, September 16, 2009, 08:29:04 PM

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fomenter

#30
September 16, 2009, 09:43:01 PM
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

The Good Reverend Roger

#31
September 16, 2009, 09:44:53 PM
Quote from: fomenter on September 16, 2009, 09:43:01 PM


That would apply when I'm on the can.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cramulus

#32
September 16, 2009, 09:45:04 PM






fomenter

#33
September 16, 2009, 09:48:31 PM
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

Suu

#34
September 16, 2009, 09:48:38 PM
You never know what oxidents can occur on such outings. Be glad you aren't going to Hoofer Dam, RWHN.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Payne

#35
September 16, 2009, 09:50:30 PM

The Good Reverend Roger

#36
September 16, 2009, 09:50:44 PM
That will do nicely.

Oh, ye wretches!  Do ye not know the awful punishment that awaits thee?  Do ye not have any inkling of common decency or compassion?  For it is written in the Book of Urinomics that by thy pee shall ye be judged, and thy emissions do stink of the puns which ye have wrought.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#37
September 17, 2009, 02:46:26 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on September 16, 2009, 09:45:04 PM








Do not forget a horny and virile rain god:

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#38
September 17, 2009, 02:52:45 AM
 :lulz:

She wanted it, judge!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jenne

#39
September 17, 2009, 05:54:27 AM
This whole fread gets :mittens:

AFK

#40
September 17, 2009, 11:55:11 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 16, 2009, 09:50:44 PM
That will do nicely.

Oh, ye wretches!  Do ye not know the awful punishment that awaits thee?  Do ye not have any inkling of common decency or compassion?  For it is written in the Book of Urinomics that by thy pee shall ye be judged, and thy emissions do stink of the puns which ye have wrought.



Yikes.  I hope the ferry has plenty of life jackets. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Dimocritus

#41
September 18, 2009, 04:04:31 PM
 :lulz: This thread has mooved me like no udder.  :lulz:
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

AFK

#42
September 18, 2009, 04:17:32 PM
Cow Island was a blast.  In the morning we had an "Amazing Race" style game.  We were divided into two teams.  We were each given a packet with a riddle/clue, a map, and a GPS unit to help navigate the island.  The clue had GPS coordinates and then the riddle was to help us find the next clue that was hidden at the location.  Now, I could see a lot of people who would organize something like this and use some lame-ass, easy clues.  But no, these folks were clever.  First off, the GPS unit was a red herring, because the map had coordinates on it, and we could only stay on the paths.  For one of the clues we were given a cryptograph and then a multiple choice quiz.  The answers were filled in on this 6x6 grid.  They made it look like the grid was supposed to help you interpret the cryptograph, when really, all we had to do was write the alphabet in two lines of 13 letters and then replace letters accordingly.  Anyway, it was a lot of fun, and of course, my team won.  The rest of the day was lunch and just chilling out on this beautiful island, completely devoid of modern facilities and trappings. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

The Good Reverend Roger

#43
September 18, 2009, 06:55:47 PM
Quote from: Dimo1138 on September 18, 2009, 04:04:31 PM
:lulz: This thread has mooved me like no udder.  :lulz:

Joke ruined.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#44
September 18, 2009, 06:56:16 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 18, 2009, 04:17:32 PM
The rest of the day was lunch and just chilling out on this beautiful island, completely devoid of modern facilities and trappings. 

Where did you poomp?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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