Hopelessly Optimistic Advice for New People Who Won't Listen.

[cheezer]

Wow! lol! What's up? Anyone out there?

Hello there BeBe. Yes, we are here.  You sure are looking cute today. I hope you enjoy the forum.

[Miss BeBe]

How would you know??? Thanks!

[BadBeast]

Having two browsers open at the same time, causes cancer.

[Jenne]

Best N00b Fread Title Ever.

[BadBeast]

If the Motorcycle you are riding, reveals itself to be incorrect, then the best option is to dismount immediately. The later you leave it, the moar it's going to hurt. It's no good just pressing on onwards towards your destination, and hoping nobody will notice. They will. And they will notice that you noticed too If you arrived here with any credibilty, be prepared to it all. The correct Motorcyle can only be foind by lurking around thre forum, and paying attention. And even then, it's not a guaranteed thing. Good luck.   

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

Lurking is for pussies. Well it was in my case. Myself and Freeky nevar lurked, and we were ok. It just apparently depends on how awesome you are.

[BadBeast]

I never lurked either. If I had, I might have come to the conclusion this site was full of the worst kind of recidivist scum in the whole webz, and me getting involved could only end badly. Instead, I jumped right in, and discovered this site was full of the worst kind of recidivist scum in Cream of the whole webz. And incidently, that it's not only scum that rises to the surface. And I'm not drowning, I'm waving.  

[Doktor Howl]

I saw a topic that was moved, but when I clicked the link it said I wasn't allowed to view it. I'm guessing because I'm new? How many posts/days until I become "enlightened?"

50 posts, plus you have to complete a quest for Nigel.

[Phox]

Did I ever complete a quest for Nigel? 

[Don Coyote]

I saw a topic that was moved, but when I clicked the link it said I wasn't allowed to view it. I'm guessing because I'm new? How many posts/days until I become "enlightened?"

50 posts, plus you have to complete a quest for Nigel.

Can I just complete the quest and skip 50 posts?

What is no?

[Don Coyote]

I saw a topic that was moved, but when I clicked the link it said I wasn't allowed to view it. I'm guessing because I'm new? How many posts/days until I become "enlightened?"

50 posts, plus you have to complete a quest for Nigel.

Can I just complete the quest and skip 50 posts?

What is no?

Unacceptable answers for 500 Alex.

Cudgel > Peon

[Doktor Howl]

I saw a topic that was moved, but when I clicked the link it said I wasn't allowed to view it. I'm guessing because I'm new? How many posts/days until I become "enlightened?"

50 posts, plus you have to complete a quest for Nigel.

Can I just complete the quest and skip 50 posts?

No.  PM Nigel and tell her Dok sent you to her for your quest.

[BadBeast]

What would you like to talk about?

[BadBeast]

Not sure, Maybe it means for you to Go and see Nigel, and ask her for details of your personal quest. She doesn't bite, and she'll give you an awesome . . .er, quest.

[BadBeast]

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