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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, September 18, 2009, 07:05:21 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

September 18, 2009, 07:05:21 PM
Britspags, only you could come up with a scenario so fucking ridiculous, or wrap it up with quotes so hilarious.  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:


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'If Jedi walk around our stores with their hoods on, they'll miss lots of special offers.'


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1214367/Jedi-church-founder-thrown-Tesco-refusing-remove-hood-left-emotionally-humiliated.html#ixzz0RTyrwfAj
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

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September 18, 2009, 07:07:11 PM
QuoteBut Tesco hit back in the spirit of the epic space saga and claimed that the three most well known Jedi Knights in the Star Wars movies - Yoda, Obi-Wan Kenobi and Luke Skywalker - all appeared in public without their hoods.

If I lived in England, they'd have a customer for life.
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fomenter

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September 18, 2009, 07:22:08 PM


"emotional humiliation" Its energy  surrounds  us and binds us.  You must feel the humiliation around you; between you, me, the tesco store, everywhere
                        then a true jedi you will be
                                            /
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


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Darth Cupcake

#3
September 18, 2009, 08:22:01 PM
OH. MY. GOD.

I am dying of happiness over here. I can't stop laughing. I think my work study at the front desk thinks I hurt myself.

I did. From laughing. Internal organs are falling out.

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Darth Cupcake

#4
September 18, 2009, 08:51:29 PM
Another installment in "Best Century Ever" competition...

http://www.networkworld.com/news/2009/091809-burglar-checks-facebook-during-raid.html
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#5
September 19, 2009, 01:45:45 AM
 :lulz:

Dude!

That reminds me of something that happened at the Soapbox Derby this year. My friends were hauling their car out of the canyon where it crashed, and all of a sudden one of them looked up and noticed that his van was DRIVING AWAY. He bolted after it, jumped into the window, and grabbed the driver in a headlock... the driver stopped and during the ensuing scuffle one of the other guys said the driver's name, which was a very unusual name. When he got home, my friend looked up the name on Facebook, and lo and behold, found the guy, who was later arrested.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cain

#6
September 19, 2009, 01:02:17 PM
Jedi are the new Muslims.

Any day now I expect the English Defence League to protest against "the increasing Jedification of Britain".

Requia ☣

#7
September 19, 2009, 05:31:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 18, 2009, 07:07:11 PM
QuoteBut Tesco hit back in the spirit of the epic space saga and claimed that the three most well known Jedi Knights in the Star Wars movies - Yoda, Obi-Wan Kenobi and Luke Skywalker - all appeared in public without their hoods.

If I lived in England, they'd have a customer for life.

Since when do religions have anything to do with the source material?
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Sir Squid Diddimus

#8
September 19, 2009, 05:42:56 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 19, 2009, 01:45:45 AM
:lulz:

Dude!

That reminds me of something that happened at the Soapbox Derby this year. My friends were hauling their car out of the canyon where it crashed, and all of a sudden one of them looked up and noticed that his van was DRIVING AWAY. He bolted after it, jumped into the window, and grabbed the driver in a headlock... the driver stopped and during the ensuing scuffle one of the other guys said the driver's name, which was a very unusual name. When he got home, my friend looked up the name on Facebook, and lo and behold, found the guy, who was later arrested.

AAAAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahaHAHAHAAHAhaha!!
breeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeathe
HA!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#9
September 19, 2009, 07:30:44 PM
Facebook: Crimesolver.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mangrove

#10
September 22, 2009, 09:19:47 PM
Why didn't the dude just wave his hand and say "I am not wearing a hood and you will let me purchase my lunch"?

What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

fomenter

#11
September 22, 2009, 09:21:45 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on September 22, 2009, 09:19:47 PM
Why didn't the dude just wave his hand and say "I am not wearing a hood and you will let me purchase my lunch"?


:lulz:   :lulz:
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