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Started by ., September 19, 2009, 02:53:36 AM

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THAT I HAVE ENORMOUS TESTICLES.

That is all.  You may now return to your shameless spaggotry.

:digtbk:

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ


The Johnny


Maybe they just seem relatively big in comparison to your weiner.

  :troll:
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

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NO, REALLY.  IT'S NOT TGRR POSTING FROM MY COMPUTER OR ANYTHING.

He wouldn't do that.  He's a Holy Man™, and can be trusted with such things.  That's why I feel perfectly safe leaving my account signed on while I go have rabid monkey sex with Von Melee.  Because Roger would totally NOT fuck with my account and make me look like a prize
HORSE'S ASS!

We can all trust our spiritual adviser, right?  RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT! 

NO YOU BASTARDS DON'T TAKE MY PILLS AWAY I NEED THAT SHIT!

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ


xXKazXx

I swear people we are all sane in this house......
You cant say that,
You've mixed things.
Its not all real.
And you're dumb!

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Goddammit you bastards why the fuck is everyone but me getting laid?  You bastards.  I will kill you all!  To hell with it.  I'm gonna go plug up the toilet with a shit the size of goddamn DOBERMANN.

Then I'm gonna get some of that sweet, sweet Von Melee loving.  :digtbk:

xXKazXx

dear lord........i dont want to know that!!!!!
:x
You cant say that,
You've mixed things.
Its not all real.
And you're dumb!

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I AM A FUCKING RAIN GOD!  SEND ME VIRGINS!  AND MORE GODDAMN VALIUM!

You fucking pricks have no respect for divinity!  I oughta fucking SMITE you!  AND STOP HOGGING UP YOUR MAN, NIVEK, YOU SHAMELESS HUSSY!  I NEED SOME OF THAT LOVING!

xXKazXx

Ugggggghhhhh! I feel like hot sick in my headmeat!

But strangely aroused....

:horrormirth:
You cant say that,
You've mixed things.
Its not all real.
And you're dumb!

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BOW BEFORE MY DIVINITY, YOU FUCKING ARMENIAN SWINE!

Jenne

WTF?  :lulz:  Ok. Weekend shinanigans.

Also:  the balls always look bigger when you shave all the hair off.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

What in the name of holy fucking pterodactyls is happening here?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Von Melee

I'll have everyone know that my ass hurts like the back of a VW after the entire cast of Roadhouse has had their way with it and each other.

Jenne