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Started by ., September 19, 2009, 02:53:36 AM

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HAHAHA!  Nivek painted Von Melee up like a Cuban whore!

FUCKING OWNED!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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Quote from: Nigel on September 19, 2009, 04:19:59 AM
Are these people drunk?

ROGER CANNOT DRINK!  ROGER HAS DEFECTIVE ORGANS!  ROGER CAN, HOWEVER, EXCEED THE RECOMMENDED DOSE OF LITTLE YELLOW PILLS!

I AM YOUR ONLY GOD!

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NOW SHE'S MAKING VON MELEE DO THE MONKEY DANCE!

DANCE, MONKEY, DANCE!

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PUT MORE COFFEE ON, YOU INGRATES!

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CAFFIENE FOR THE CAFFIENE GOD!  UNNNNG!

Jenne

Dude, why aren't you in your own account?

And did you call me?

Jenne,

DID NOT HEAR THE PHONE

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Quote from: Jenne on September 19, 2009, 04:25:00 AM
Dude, why aren't you in your own account?

And did you call me?

Jenne,

DID NOT HEAR THE PHONE

I MIGHT HAVE DICK DIALED.

FACT:  WHEN YOU HAVE 2 CELL PHONES, YOU CAN PUT ONE ON VIBRATE, DROP IT DOWN YOUR PANCE, AND CALL YOURSELF!

Jenne

Quote from: NiveKRayne on September 19, 2009, 04:25:57 AM
Quote from: Jenne on September 19, 2009, 04:25:00 AM
Dude, why aren't you in your own account?

And did you call me?

Jenne,

DID NOT HEAR THE PHONE

I MIGHT HAVE DICK DIALED.

FACT:  WHEN YOU HAVE 2 CELL PHONES, YOU CAN PUT ONE ON VIBRATE, DROP IT DOWN YOUR PANCE, AND CALL YOURSELF!

:lulz:  SRSLY?  :lulz:

Ok.

Also:  get on your own account!  :lol:

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Quote from: Jenne on September 19, 2009, 04:27:05 AM
Quote from: NiveKRayne on September 19, 2009, 04:25:57 AM
Quote from: Jenne on September 19, 2009, 04:25:00 AM
Dude, why aren't you in your own account?

And did you call me?

Jenne,

DID NOT HEAR THE PHONE

I MIGHT HAVE DICK DIALED.

FACT:  WHEN YOU HAVE 2 CELL PHONES, YOU CAN PUT ONE ON VIBRATE, DROP IT DOWN YOUR PANCE, AND CALL YOURSELF!

:lulz:  SRSLY?  :lulz:

Ok.

Also:  get on your own account!  :lol:

BUT I FEEL SO FREE IN THIS DRESS!

Jenne


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I have taken my account back. TGRR is now in the fetal position under the desk fucked up on pills, and gnawing on my ankles... it hurts...

Jenne


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: NiveKRayne on September 19, 2009, 04:21:41 AM
Quote from: Nigel on September 19, 2009, 04:19:59 AM
Are these people drunk?

ROGER CANNOT DRINK!  ROGER HAS DEFECTIVE ORGANS!  ROGER CAN, HOWEVER, EXCEED THE RECOMMENDED DOSE OF LITTLE YELLOW PILLS!

I AM YOUR ONLY GOD!

Oh dear.

I hope Roger feels OK this morning.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Jean-Lustine d'Hadamard

"But one intelligence source we know suggests that an injection of a tiny amount of pure nicotine in the anus has the result of killing someone without leaving a mark. We're still trying to get to the bottom of this." --- Robert Eringer, On Marilyn, the Illuminati, and the Father of Our Country, The Investigator, 14 February 2009