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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by ., September 19, 2009, 02:53:36 AM

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HAHAHA!  Nivek painted Von Melee up like a Cuban whore!

FUCKING OWNED!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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Quote from: Nigel on September 19, 2009, 04:19:59 AM
Are these people drunk?

ROGER CANNOT DRINK!  ROGER HAS DEFECTIVE ORGANS!  ROGER CAN, HOWEVER, EXCEED THE RECOMMENDED DOSE OF LITTLE YELLOW PILLS!

I AM YOUR ONLY GOD!

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NOW SHE'S MAKING VON MELEE DO THE MONKEY DANCE!

DANCE, MONKEY, DANCE!

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PUT MORE COFFEE ON, YOU INGRATES!

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CAFFIENE FOR THE CAFFIENE GOD!  UNNNNG!

Jenne

Dude, why aren't you in your own account?

And did you call me?

Jenne,

DID NOT HEAR THE PHONE

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Quote from: Jenne on September 19, 2009, 04:25:00 AM
Dude, why aren't you in your own account?

And did you call me?

Jenne,

DID NOT HEAR THE PHONE

I MIGHT HAVE DICK DIALED.

FACT:  WHEN YOU HAVE 2 CELL PHONES, YOU CAN PUT ONE ON VIBRATE, DROP IT DOWN YOUR PANCE, AND CALL YOURSELF!

Jenne

Quote from: NiveKRayne on September 19, 2009, 04:25:57 AM
Quote from: Jenne on September 19, 2009, 04:25:00 AM
Dude, why aren't you in your own account?

And did you call me?

Jenne,

DID NOT HEAR THE PHONE

I MIGHT HAVE DICK DIALED.

FACT:  WHEN YOU HAVE 2 CELL PHONES, YOU CAN PUT ONE ON VIBRATE, DROP IT DOWN YOUR PANCE, AND CALL YOURSELF!

:lulz:  SRSLY?  :lulz:

Ok.

Also:  get on your own account!  :lol:

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Quote from: Jenne on September 19, 2009, 04:27:05 AM
Quote from: NiveKRayne on September 19, 2009, 04:25:57 AM
Quote from: Jenne on September 19, 2009, 04:25:00 AM
Dude, why aren't you in your own account?

And did you call me?

Jenne,

DID NOT HEAR THE PHONE

I MIGHT HAVE DICK DIALED.

FACT:  WHEN YOU HAVE 2 CELL PHONES, YOU CAN PUT ONE ON VIBRATE, DROP IT DOWN YOUR PANCE, AND CALL YOURSELF!

:lulz:  SRSLY?  :lulz:

Ok.

Also:  get on your own account!  :lol:

BUT I FEEL SO FREE IN THIS DRESS!

Jenne


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I have taken my account back. TGRR is now in the fetal position under the desk fucked up on pills, and gnawing on my ankles... it hurts...

Jenne


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: NiveKRayne on September 19, 2009, 04:21:41 AM
Quote from: Nigel on September 19, 2009, 04:19:59 AM
Are these people drunk?

ROGER CANNOT DRINK!  ROGER HAS DEFECTIVE ORGANS!  ROGER CAN, HOWEVER, EXCEED THE RECOMMENDED DOSE OF LITTLE YELLOW PILLS!

I AM YOUR ONLY GOD!

Oh dear.

I hope Roger feels OK this morning.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Jean-Lustine d'Hadamard

"But one intelligence source we know suggests that an injection of a tiny amount of pure nicotine in the anus has the result of killing someone without leaving a mark. We're still trying to get to the bottom of this." --- Robert Eringer, On Marilyn, the Illuminati, and the Father of Our Country, The Investigator, 14 February 2009