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I was in the same room as a lit television on Wednesday evening.

Started by Kai, September 19, 2009, 02:56:43 AM

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Kai

September 19, 2009, 02:56:43 AM
The channel was CNN.


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#1
September 19, 2009, 02:59:33 AM
TVS ARENT CANDLES YOU CANNOT LIGHT THEM

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#2
September 19, 2009, 03:18:00 AM
KAI CAN

WITH A BLOWTORCH.
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Kai

#3
September 19, 2009, 03:21:49 AM
fuck yeah.

Actually, I said "lit" because "turned on television" sounded awkward and sexual.
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fomenter

#4
September 19, 2009, 03:35:01 AM
all you need to say is television, all TVs are always on at all times as the assumed default condition.... welcome to the modern world

or kill me
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#5
September 19, 2009, 04:16:23 AM
I rent DVDs.  They make life livable.  Well, at least :lulz:-able.

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#6
September 19, 2009, 04:18:28 AM
Quote from: Kai on September 19, 2009, 03:21:49 AM
fuck yeah.

Actually, I said "lit" because "turned on television" sounded awkward and sexual.

It is far better to have your appliances sound intoxicated than to have them sound sexually aroused.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Nast

#7
September 19, 2009, 04:43:21 AM
Quote from: Nigel on September 19, 2009, 04:18:28 AM
Quote from: Kai on September 19, 2009, 03:21:49 AM
fuck yeah.

Actually, I said "lit" because "turned on television" sounded awkward and sexual.

It is far better to have your appliances sound intoxicated than to have them sound sexually aroused.

Why not both at the same time?

Then your blender can be a date rapist!
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#8
September 19, 2009, 04:50:17 AM
"...and that's when Kai's television shared a bong hit with the couch before having sex with the toaster."
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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#9
September 19, 2009, 06:57:00 AM
I thought this thread would be about a television on fire

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#10
September 19, 2009, 06:57:08 AM
Quote from: Fredtastic! on September 19, 2009, 02:59:33 AM
TVS ARENT CANDLES YOU CANNOT LIGHT THEM

TRY HARDER FRED!!!!
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

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#11
September 19, 2009, 01:05:40 PM
CNN International is actually passingly good.  Not in the same league as BBC World or Al-Jazeera English, but not bad.

Kai

#12
September 19, 2009, 03:22:52 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 19, 2009, 01:05:40 PM
CNN International is actually passingly good.  Not in the same league as BBC World or Al-Jazeera English, but not bad.

It looked and sounded like a Democrat version of Fox. Not liberal, as there are no liberals anywhere in this damn country, just democrat.
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Jenne

#13
September 19, 2009, 08:31:42 PM
Thats (P)MSNBC, actually.  CNNI is probably one of the most decent news shows on television at present.  And the Lehrer Newshour as well.

Kai

#14
September 19, 2009, 09:33:05 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 19, 2009, 08:31:42 PM
Thats (P)MSNBC, actually.  CNNI is probably one of the most decent news shows on television at present.  And the Lehrer Newshour as well.

Lehrer news hour is one of the few news shows I will watch. I haven't seen CNNI, only the CNN 24 hour news, so I can't speak on it. I can stand watching Olbermann Colbert Stewart, and the two other ones often mentioned around here once in a while. The rest, aside from BBC (I haven't seen Al-Jazeera English) are just plain horrible shill, to quote Shakespeare, tales told by an idiot. Full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

For example, I fucking HATE Larry King Live.  :argh!:
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