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Payne

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September 21, 2009, 03:22:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 21, 2009, 03:20:32 PM
Quote from: Richter on September 21, 2009, 02:38:52 PM
Quote from: NiveKRayne on September 19, 2009, 05:59:16 AM
How do you get a naked Roger out of a tree?

Use long tongs. 

REALLY long ones.  The only caveat is you have to stop immediately if he thinks they are a crocodile.  He'll jsut climb higher and end up increasing the visibility / collateral damage of sucha  sight.

Or, depending on my mood, I will attempt to fuck the tongs.

And nobody wants to see that.

What would happen if a bunch of other people got naked and climbed into the tree with you?

Would they require a yeti-ectomy after?

Cain

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September 21, 2009, 03:25:59 PM
Quote from: Richter on September 21, 2009, 02:38:52 PM
Quote from: NiveKRayne on September 19, 2009, 05:59:16 AM
How do you get a naked Roger out of a tree?

Use long tongs. 

REALLY long ones.  The only caveat is you have to stop immediately if he thinks they are a crocodile.  He'll jsut climb higher and end up increasing the visibility / collateral damage of sucha  sight.

There is a really bad horror film where this happens.  Only the tongs really are a crocodile.  Two hours of a small group of morons, stuck in a tree, being terrorized by a crocodile.

I advise you not watch it, unless high, drunk or otherwise chemically altered.

LMNO

#32
September 21, 2009, 03:26:56 PM
This wouldn't be "The Lake", would it?

Cain

#33
September 21, 2009, 03:29:04 PM
No, it was Black Water, I think.

Oh, wait a minute, with a name like that, it was probably a metaphor for the war in Iraq or something.

Richter

#34
September 21, 2009, 04:14:18 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 21, 2009, 03:20:32 PM
Quote from: Richter on September 21, 2009, 02:38:52 PM
Quote from: NiveKRayne on September 19, 2009, 05:59:16 AM
How do you get a naked Roger out of a tree?

Use long tongs. 

REALLY long ones.  The only caveat is you have to stop immediately if he thinks they are a crocodile.  He'll jsut climb higher and end up increasing the visibility / collateral damage of sucha  sight.

Or, depending on my mood, I will attempt to fuck the tongs.

And nobody wants to see that.

This is (albeit regretfully), a possible sucess scenario.  You just have to drop the tongs faster, so you don't become Phyrric and Pathic at the same time.
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September 21, 2009, 04:28:56 PM
Quote from: Payne on September 21, 2009, 03:22:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 21, 2009, 03:20:32 PM
Quote from: Richter on September 21, 2009, 02:38:52 PM
Quote from: NiveKRayne on September 19, 2009, 05:59:16 AM
How do you get a naked Roger out of a tree?

Use long tongs. 

REALLY long ones.  The only caveat is you have to stop immediately if he thinks they are a crocodile.  He'll jsut climb higher and end up increasing the visibility / collateral damage of sucha  sight.

Or, depending on my mood, I will attempt to fuck the tongs.

And nobody wants to see that.

What would happen if a bunch of other people got naked and climbed into the tree with you?

Would they require a yeti-ectomy after?

On that night?

Two words:  Monkey love.
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