Please advise...

[Payne]

How do you get a naked Roger out of a tree?

Use long tongs. 

REALLY long ones.  The only caveat is you have to stop immediately if he thinks they are a crocodile.  He'll jsut climb higher and end up increasing the visibility / collateral damage of sucha  sight.

Or, depending on my mood, I will attempt to fuck the tongs.

And nobody wants to see that.

What would happen if a bunch of other people got naked and climbed into the tree with you?

Would they require a yeti-ectomy after?

[Cain]

How do you get a naked Roger out of a tree?

Use long tongs. 

REALLY long ones.  The only caveat is you have to stop immediately if he thinks they are a crocodile.  He'll jsut climb higher and end up increasing the visibility / collateral damage of sucha  sight.

There is a really bad horror film where this happens.  Only the tongs really are a crocodile.  Two hours of a small group of morons, stuck in a tree, being terrorized by a crocodile.

I advise you not watch it, unless high, drunk or otherwise chemically altered.

[LMNO]

This wouldn't be "The Lake", would it?

[Cain]

No, it was Black Water, I think.

Oh, wait a minute, with a name like that, it was probably a metaphor for the war in Iraq or something.

[Richter]

How do you get a naked Roger out of a tree?

Use long tongs. 

REALLY long ones.  The only caveat is you have to stop immediately if he thinks they are a crocodile.  He'll jsut climb higher and end up increasing the visibility / collateral damage of sucha  sight.

Or, depending on my mood, I will attempt to fuck the tongs.

And nobody wants to see that.

This is (albeit regretfully), a possible sucess scenario.  You just have to drop the tongs faster, so you don't become Phyrric and Pathic at the same time.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

How do you get a naked Roger out of a tree?

Use long tongs. 

REALLY long ones.  The only caveat is you have to stop immediately if he thinks they are a crocodile.  He'll jsut climb higher and end up increasing the visibility / collateral damage of sucha  sight.

Or, depending on my mood, I will attempt to fuck the tongs.

And nobody wants to see that.

What would happen if a bunch of other people got naked and climbed into the tree with you?

Would they require a yeti-ectomy after?

On that night?

Two words:  Monkey love.