BREAKING: MOSQUITOS ARE GOING TO KILL THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

http://www.reuters.com/article/healthNews/idUSTRE58H60320090919?rpc=64

[Nast]

GOOD, LET THE TINY BUZZING FUCKERS AT ME.

THEY'LL TAKE ONE SIP OF MY BLOOD AND DIE.

[Jenne]

Heh.  LET THEM COME.

[Dysnomia]

yeah you can fuck right off african disease I cannot pronounce.  I've fended off your west nile counterpart, and bought the expensive vaccine for my hrosies to ensure they too do not fall over with a swelled up spine, thusly costing me 600 a fucking month for meds.  DO YER WORST!  (also mosquito season around these parts should be over within a month or so iirc as fall approacheth) 

[Dalek]

You know what? FUCK IT! I'm getting power armor. Lets see how those mosquito fuckers do against a fucking cyborg 

[The Johnny]

The spread of the disease could be greatest in so-called mega-cities such as Mumbai and Mexico City

NOT ME AGAIN!

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Dude I live in the mosquito capitol of the world and the only people who get sick are the hypochondriacs.
Fuck these mosquitoes and whatever virus I probably already have an immunity for.

[Cain]

Mosquitos don't ever bite me. So they can carry face-rotting rabies for all I care.

[Kai]

http://www.reuters.com/article/healthNews/idUSTRE58H60320090919?rpc=64

Yes, lets make everyone panic over diseases that have been bothering people for a long long time yet just now finally they are going to bother someone /important/.

For FUCKS sake, people. Nearly any disease can be fatal to certain segments of the population. The rest just feel like shit for a while. If you have a bad immune system, are really young (in which case, why are you here?) or above 65, maybe you should take some precautions (DEET, anyone?). Otherwise, quit your whining panic. Srsly.

Kai,

Thinks the media should shut the fuck up about SWIIIIIIINNNNNNNEEEFFFFFFLLLLLUUU as well.

[Cain]

Hey, have you heard the government over here is preparing mass graves to deal with a swine flu outbreak?

I read it in the Metro, so it must be true.

[Payne]

I'm allergic to mosquito bites as it is

Srsly, any time I get bitten it swells up like a fucking huge red pus filled balloon. Fuck mosquitos, fuck 'em ALL.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

I'm allergic to mosquito bites as it is

Srsly, any time I get bitten it swells up like a fucking huge red pus filled balloon. Fuck mosquitos, fuck 'em ALL.

yes, bitey parasitical insects be damned.

They might just like messiah blood tho payne.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'm allergic to mosquito bites as it is

Srsly, any time I get bitten it swells up like a fucking huge red pus filled balloon. Fuck mosquitos, fuck 'em ALL.

They're nasty little bloodsucking WHORES.

[Kai]

I'm allergic to mosquito bites as it is

Srsly, any time I get bitten it swells up like a fucking huge red pus filled balloon. Fuck mosquitos, fuck 'em ALL.

They're nasty little bloodsucking WHORES.

To which mosquitoes go, "they're huge tasty consumerist wetland draining ASSHOLES".

Yeah, that's right, mosquitoes are environmentalists.

[Payne]

I'm allergic to mosquito bites as it is

Srsly, any time I get bitten it swells up like a fucking huge red pus filled balloon. Fuck mosquitos, fuck 'em ALL.

They're nasty little bloodsucking WHORES.

To which mosquitoes go, "they're huge tasty consumerist wetland draining ASSHOLES".

Yeah, that's right, mosquitoes are environmentalists.

To which Payne says that they are harbouring Al'Qaeda agents and hate my freedom to go around unmolested by huge swellings of my limbs and in agony,  and they should be bombed back into the stone age.

Fuck the environment if this is what it wants to do to me. NAPALM THAT BITCH TO SHIT.