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YOU CAN'T SPELL GRAPES WITHOUT RAPE

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, September 22, 2009, 05:03:59 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

BUT YOU HAVE TO USE LUBE OR THEY DRY OUT, AND YOU CAN'T GET RAPE FROM RAISINS.
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Quote from: Nigel on September 22, 2009, 05:03:59 AM
BUT YOU HAVE TO USE LUBE OR THEY DRY OUT, AND YOU CAN'T GET RAPE FROM RAISINS.

THE FUCK YOU CANT!