The A-Team is being remade

[Cain]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0429493/

Check out the FAQ.  They're going to make it "Darker and Edgier".

[Jean-Lustine d'Hadamard]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0429493/

Check out the FAQ.  They're going to make it "Darker and Edgier".

It's going to be Star Trek all over again.

[Cramulus]

HAHAHHA take a look at the guy who's playing Mr T

Quinton 'Rampage' Jackson

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quinton_Jackson

Arrest

On July 15, 2008, Jackson was arrested and booked on suspicion of felony reckless driving, and felony hit and run after striking several vehicles. He led pursuing officers on a chase while driving on the wrong side of the street and on city sidewalks in his lifted Ford F-350 with his picture painted on the side. During the chase one of the tires blew out on his truck and he continued to flee while driving on his rims and showering the street with sparks.[41] The day before his arrest, Jackson gave an interview and said he had become depressed after his recent loss by decision to Forrest Griffin. On July 16, 2008, someone in Jackson's household flagged down police and reported that Jackson was acting unusually. Jackson was escorted to a mental health institution for observations.[42] On July 18, 2008, UFC President Dana White gave an interview to Yahoo! Sports in which he said that Jackson had initially been detained for a 72 hour stay, but that had been extended. White was quoted as saying, "I think it's going to be a while before we get him back." White also claimed that before the detainment, Jackson did not sleep for four days and was not eating, but only energy drinks and became mentally ill from dehydration. According to White, no drugs were found in Jackson's system.

[Pariah]

Do they not know that Mr. T is still alive?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

no

[The Good Reverend Roger]

HAHAHHA take a look at the guy who's playing Mr T

Quinton 'Rampage' Jackson

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quinton_Jackson

Arrest

On July 15, 2008, Jackson was arrested and booked on suspicion of felony reckless driving, and felony hit and run after striking several vehicles. He led pursuing officers on a chase while driving on the wrong side of the street and on city sidewalks in his lifted Ford F-350 with his picture painted on the side. During the chase one of the tires blew out on his truck and he continued to flee while driving on his rims and showering the street with sparks.[41] The day before his arrest, Jackson gave an interview and said he had become depressed after his recent loss by decision to Forrest Griffin. On July 16, 2008, someone in Jackson's household flagged down police and reported that Jackson was acting unusually. Jackson was escorted to a mental health institution for observations.[42] On July 18, 2008, UFC President Dana White gave an interview to Yahoo! Sports in which he said that Jackson had initially been detained for a 72 hour stay, but that had been extended. White was quoted as saying, "I think it's going to be a while before we get him back." White also claimed that before the detainment, Jackson did not sleep for four days and was not eating, but only energy drinks and became mentally ill from dehydration. According to White, no drugs were found in Jackson's system.

On the plus side, he has his penis reviewing old episodes, to catch the nuances.

[Bruno]

HAHAHHA take a look at the guy who's playing Mr T

Quinton 'Rampage' Jackson

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quinton_Jackson

Arrest

On July 15, 2008, Jackson was arrested and booked on suspicion of felony reckless driving, and felony hit and run after striking several vehicles. He led pursuing officers on a chase while driving on the wrong side of the street and on city sidewalks in his black GMC G-Series van with red stripes painted on the sides. During the chase one of the tires blew out on his van and he continued to flee while driving on his rims and showering the street with sparks.[41] The day before his arrest, Jackson was overheard talking to his agent saying, "I done told you! I ain't gett'n on no plane!". On July 16, 2008, someone in Jackson's household flagged down police and reported that Jackson was acting unusually. Jackson was escorted to a mental health institution for observations.[42] On July 18, 2008, Jackson was reportedly involved in a minor altercation with a Mr. Sharlto Copley, a resident of the institution who was sharing a room with him. Jackson had to be sedated and was dragged away shouting "Quit yo jibba jabba, crazy foo!" Later the two escaped together in a makeshift hot-air balloon made from lawn chairs and helium balloons that they got by overpowering, and impersonating a pair of clowns that had come to entertain the residents. They have not been seen since.

[Cain]

[AFK]

I will hold out a shred of possibility that it will be redeemable, but that is only based upon the fact Liam Neeson is in the movie.  Though, it's a little tough picturing him as Hannibal. 

[Richter]

Agreed.  He's a bit too straightfaced for the role.

Also: HERESEY!

[Iason Ouabache]

HAHAHHA take a look at the guy who's playing Mr T

Quinton 'Rampage' Jackson

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quinton_Jackson

Arrest

On July 15, 2008, Jackson was arrested and booked on suspicion of felony reckless driving, and felony hit and run after striking several vehicles. He led pursuing officers on a chase while driving on the wrong side of the street and on city sidewalks in his black GMC G-Series van with red stripes painted on the sides. During the chase one of the tires blew out on his van and he continued to flee while driving on his rims and showering the street with sparks.[41] The day before his arrest, Jackson was overheard talking to his agent saying, "I done told you! I ain't gett'n on no plane!". On July 16, 2008, someone in Jackson's household flagged down police and reported that Jackson was acting unusually. Jackson was escorted to a mental health institution for observations.[42] On July 18, 2008, Jackson was reportedly involved in a minor altercation with a Mr. Sharlto Copley, a resident of the institution who was sharing a room with him. Jackson had to be sedated and was dragged away shouting "Quit yo jibba jabba, crazy foo!" Later the two escaped together in a makeshift hot-air balloon made from lawn chairs and helium balloons that they got by overpowering, and impersonating a pair of clowns that had come to entertain the residents. They have not been seen since.

I love it when a plan comes together.
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[Suu]

Why can't they make it set in the fucking 80s? Why does everything they're remaking have to do with current events? Fuck that. First Red Dawn, now this?

Why the FUCK can't screenwriters be original anymore?

[Payne]

Why can't they make it set in the fucking 80s? Why does everything they're remaking have to do with current events? Fuck that. First Red Dawn, now this?

Why the FUCK can't screenwriters be original anymore?

I'm quite sure they never really have been, excepting one or two here and there.

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

i heard jessica biel is in it  i hate her

[Cain]

Pretty much, yeah.

I was disappointed when I found out State Of Play, the recent film with Russell Crowe, was based on a BBC miniseries.  I was all like "fuck yeah, someone in Hollywood remembered how to write an original script!"  Then I found out and was all 

Maybe we should get all these fuckers fired and let HBO and the BBC take over the movie industry entirely.