The A-Team is being remade

[Reverend Smeg the Kilted]

Maybe we should get all these fuckers fired and let HBO and the BBC take over the movie industry entirely.

THIS.

[EDIT]
Also, fuck this movie.

[LMNO]

Based on a book.



Just saying.

[Cramulus]

Thats it. I want to be a movie producer.

I can only assume the creative process goes like this

Quick pass the cocaine!

SNORT SNORT SNORT!

Uh ...

ok,


fuckin remake Fraggle Rock with the Doozers as Islamic Fundamentalist terroists, the Fraggles as edgey emo vampires, cast Moz Def as the guy in the lighthouse and Jack Black as his dope smokng slacker dog, and ..? Mokey can be a herion addict with aids, and, make wembly and gobo militant lesbians.

fuck yeah.

SNORT SNORT SNORT. uuuh and make the garbage heap and the gorgs ghetto stylin ganglsta's and have the heap played by snoop doggie god in DRAG! yeah!

SNORT SNORT SNORT, uh ok, we can fuckin remake the Fresh Prince Of Bell Air, with WIll Smith played by Mark Walberg and have the family living in Iran, and have the buttler be a white guy. With terrorists.

SNORT SNORT SNORT

We can remake the crying game, but, heres the twist, the girl is a guy and the guy is a girl and they are both emo vampires that turn into giant robotic Jack Blacks! oh wow. I'm fuckin on fire here, OK make Magnum PI but with those guys from Harold & Kumar as Magnum & Higgins. SNORT SNORT SNORT. ohfuckmynosefelloff.. ok, remake all of the police acadamy movies, but cast new edgy young comics as the police guys, and .. uh .. I dunno, explosions and terrorists and that .. y .. k .. cs


ffff

call me an ambulance I think I O'D'd ....




halp....

[Telarus]

Based on the Taco Bell commercials.

[Triple Zero]

Slumdog Millionaire.

yeah.

not a Hollywood flick.

not USA, even (UK/India).

[LMNO]

Also not too original.  Dickens in India, anyone?

[LMNO]

Obvious parallels to Titanic.

[AFK]

Benji? 
The Last Unicorn?
Gigli?

[Cain]

Mr T is making more public appearances, presumably to ready the public for this film

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc6YAiemGuM

[Idem]

Mr T is making more public appearances, presumably to ready the public for this film

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc6YAiemGuM

I wish I didn't see that.

[Cain]

What's worse is I saw that on my own TV, before the net could prepare me for the horror.

[Z³]

I hope, that when sylvester stone dies, they will remake all of the rocky movies as a single film.

[Iason Ouabache]

I hope, that when sylvester stone dies, they will remake all of the rocky movies as a single film.

I hope they do it like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDCxv3PH-hQ

[Jenne]

... You mean Sylvester STALLONE?