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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, September 22, 2009, 12:50:07 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

September 22, 2009, 12:50:07 AM
Perhaps you should have put a little more thought into the name of your blog.

http://blog.peta.org/
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Payne

#1
September 22, 2009, 12:51:53 AM
 :horrormirth:

Rumckle

#2
September 22, 2009, 12:54:55 AM
 :lulz:

PETA have outdone themselves yet again.

I'm not even sure there is any point in mocking PETA anymore
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Jenne

#3
September 22, 2009, 01:04:00 AM
THEY ARE THEIR OWN HYPERBOLE!

:lulz:  Awesomeness.

fomenter

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September 22, 2009, 01:11:14 AM Last Edit: September 22, 2009, 01:19:41 AM by fomenter
 :whack: :whack: :whack:

poe's law corollary.... peta's law, if telling the difference between parody and the real thing is no longer possible, peta will do something fumier than any parody could ever be..
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

Dysnomia

#5
September 22, 2009, 02:05:51 AM
dude this just made my night a hell of a lot better.   :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

Captain Utopia

#6
September 22, 2009, 02:09:37 AM
From an organisation which brought us "sea kittens", I wouldn't put it past them to have done this to get attention.

Dysnomia

#7
September 22, 2009, 06:32:30 AM


pedo bear





loves PETA
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#8
September 22, 2009, 06:34:53 AM
am i the only one who doesnt get the funniness?  :cry:

Lies

#9
September 22, 2009, 06:41:29 AM
Quote from: Fredtastic! on September 22, 2009, 06:34:53 AM
am i the only one who doesnt get the funniness?  :cry:
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Cainad (dec.)

#10
September 22, 2009, 06:42:20 AM
Quote from: Fredtastic! on September 22, 2009, 06:34:53 AM
am i the only one who doesnt get the funniness?  :cry:

Say it out loud.

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#11
September 22, 2009, 06:49:08 AM
ah. AHHHHHH got it.  :lulz:
sorry this paper im writing sucked my brains out

Lies

#12
September 22, 2009, 07:13:42 AM
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Brotep

#13
September 22, 2009, 07:32:49 AM
Guys, some amazing pictures here

Lies

#14
September 22, 2009, 07:56:30 AM
http://www.petakillsanimals.com/petasdirtysecret.cfm

QuotePETA kills animals. Because it has other financial priorities.

PETA rakes in nearly $30 million each year in income, much of it raised from pet owners who think their donations actually help animals. Instead, the group spends huge sums on programs equating people who eat chicken with Nazis, scaring young children away from drinking milk, recruiting children into the radical animal-rights lifestyle, and intimidating businessmen and their families in their own neighborhoods. PETA has also spent tens of thousands of dollars defending arsonists and other violent extremists.

PETA claims it engages in outrageous media-seeking stunts "for the animals." But which animals? Carping about the value of future two-piece dinners while administering lethal injections to puppies and kittens isn't ethical. It's hypocritical -- with a death toll that PETA would protest if it weren't their own doing.

PETA kills animals. And its leaders dare lecture the rest of us?

:mittens: :awesome:
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!
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