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Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...

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TO ME, MY, UH, BEETLES

Started by Cain, September 22, 2009, 03:20:09 PM

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Cain

September 22, 2009, 03:20:09 PM
I swear to God, if one more beetle lands on my neck today, I'm going to start using insecticide as deoderant.

Cramulus

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September 22, 2009, 03:31:51 PM
you should at least be using something as deoderant.
:rimshot:

Faust

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September 23, 2009, 01:03:27 AM
As long as their aren't scarabs I think you should be fine.
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Cain

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September 23, 2009, 02:55:26 PM
Quote from: Broken AI on September 23, 2009, 01:00:29 AM
interesting beetles?

I don't know, so far I haven't identified them, except they aren't stink or stag beetles.

Sir Squid Diddimus

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September 23, 2009, 07:25:11 PM
Are they small and brown?

LMNO

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September 23, 2009, 07:41:54 PM
Damn.  I am now picturing flying stag beetles attacking my neck.
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