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So, I've always wanted to be a nun.

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, September 22, 2009, 05:14:48 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#30
September 23, 2009, 03:51:23 AM
"Cowards die many times before their deaths
The valiant never taste of jenkem but once."
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#31
September 23, 2009, 01:28:34 PM
To fap, or not to fap; that is the question.
Whether tis kinkier in the pance to suffer
The slings and arrows of Nigel's dildo collection
Or to take groins against a sea of crotch,
And by stuffing their opposing end? To fap: to sleep;
To fap again: perchance to omnifap: ay, there's the rub.

Cramulus

#32
September 23, 2009, 02:26:03 PM
:mittens:

LMNO

#33
September 23, 2009, 02:27:14 PM
 :roflcake:

Suu

#34
September 23, 2009, 03:05:33 PM
Quote from: LMNO on September 23, 2009, 01:28:34 PM
To fap, or not to fap; that is the question.
Whether tis kinkier in the pance to suffer
The slings and arrows of Nigel's dildo collection
Or to take groins against a sea of crotch,
And by stuffing their opposing end? To fap: to sleep;
To fap again: perchance to omnifap: ay, there's the rub.


Holy shit.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Richter

#35
September 23, 2009, 03:27:57 PM
Best thing I've read today.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

LMNO

#36
September 23, 2009, 03:30:10 PM
I am, of course, a professional.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#37
September 23, 2009, 04:54:23 PM
Quote from: LMNO on September 23, 2009, 01:28:34 PM
To fap, or not to fap; that is the question.
Whether tis kinkier in the pance to suffer
The slings and arrows of Nigel's dildo collection
Or to take groins against a sea of crotch,
And by stuffing their opposing end? To fap: to sleep;
To fap again: perchance to omnifap: ay, there's the rub.


SQUEEEEEEEEE!!!

:mittens: :mittens: :mittens:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Sir Squid Diddimus

#38
September 23, 2009, 05:25:03 PM
oh my  :aaa:

The Good Reverend Roger

#39
September 23, 2009, 05:31:07 PM
Quote from: LMNO on September 23, 2009, 01:28:34 PM
To fap, or not to fap; that is the question.
Whether tis kinkier in the pance to suffer
The slings and arrows of Nigel's dildo collection
Or to take groins against a sea of crotch,
And by stuffing their opposing end? To fap: to sleep;
To fap again: perchance to omnifap: ay, there's the rub.


Fuck.  I am upstaged.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Darth Cupcake

#40
September 23, 2009, 06:57:15 PM
My god, I miss you guys so much. Stupid work making me actually do shit.

This thread is beautiful.
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

Corvidia

#41
September 23, 2009, 07:07:34 PM
Quote from: Richter on September 23, 2009, 03:27:57 PM
Best thing I've read today.
^ This. :)
One for sorrow,
Two for joy,
Three for a girl,
Four for a boy,
Five for silver,
Six for gold,
Seven for a secret never to be told.

LMNO

#42
September 23, 2009, 07:40:26 PM
Ok, now I feel special.

8)

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#43
September 23, 2009, 07:41:58 PM
Quote from: LMNO on September 23, 2009, 07:40:26 PM
Ok, now I feel special.

8)

You are special, Alphapance.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#44
September 23, 2009, 07:42:41 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 23, 2009, 07:41:58 PM
Quote from: LMNO on September 23, 2009, 07:40:26 PM
Ok, now I feel special.

8)

You are special, Alphapance.

Just like everybody else!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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