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I'm leaving on a jet plane..

Started by Disco Pickle, April 29, 2011, 01:16:46 PM

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Disco Pickle

To Veracruz, Mexico tomorrow, gone for a week. 

ASK ME ANYTHING!
"Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter." --William Ralph Inge

"sometimes someone confesses a sin in order to take credit for it." -- John Von Neumann

AFK

When did you become a drug mule?

also

Does it hurt when you sit?
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Rumckle

I just made something from epic mealtime, am I going to die?
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Disco Pickle

Quote from: R.W.H.N. on April 29, 2011, 01:22:37 PM
When did you become a drug mule?

also

Does it hurt when you sit?

:lulz:

I'd make the worst drug mule.  I won't even take suppositories unless it's life or death.

also,

since I haven't been there in two years, my immune system has probably been slacking off, so after a week of eating there, I'm more worried about it hurting when I SHIT.
"Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter." --William Ralph Inge

"sometimes someone confesses a sin in order to take credit for it." -- John Von Neumann

Disco Pickle

Quote from: Rumckle on April 29, 2011, 01:29:26 PM
I just made something from epic mealtime, am I going to die?

that depends, do you also have access to a large quantity of your blood type?  get some (a lot) and an IV, now run it through a pressure washer and into your veins.  That should be sufficient to clear the shit out of your arteries after you've eaten.
"Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter." --William Ralph Inge

"sometimes someone confesses a sin in order to take credit for it." -- John Von Neumann