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Started by I_Kicked_Kennedy, September 23, 2009, 01:54:49 AM

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I_Kicked_Kennedy

I directed, produced, filmed, and editing several pieces of bizarre pornography, starring myself.

Is there any interest in the link?





No. I'm not kidding.
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Cramulus

Quote from: I_Kicked_Kennedy on September 23, 2009, 01:54:49 AM
I directed, produced, filmed, and editing several pieces of bizarre pornography, starring myself.


I_Kicked_Kennedy

http://www.xtube.com/play_re.php?v=mAjOI-J728-&c=myv&page=1

Appallingly NSFW.

Click on the profile, there's three more in the series.

Let's just say its proof the mind is the only erogenous zone.
If I had a million dollars, I'd put it all in a sensible mutual fund.

Cramulus

the internet has ruined me. When I heard "bizarre pornography", my imagination went far past the mark you set.

I_Kicked_Kennedy

If I had a million dollars, I'd put it all in a sensible mutual fund.

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Cramulus


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AFK

This thread is missing something...
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I wish I could do that!

Also, that was the most boring porn ever.
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I_Kicked_Kennedy


Agreed.

I'm not the only pd'er that has been seen nekked and ejacumalating on this board, am I?
If I had a million dollars, I'd put it all in a sensible mutual fund.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: I_Kicked_Kennedy on September 23, 2009, 10:15:57 PM

Agreed.

I'm not the only pd'er that has been seen nekked and ejacumalating on this board, am I?

Yes, but not by me.

I have STANDARDS for my porn, sir, and one of those standards is that a female be at least peripherally involved.  I had calculated the odds of you being able to convince a woman to rub your bits at all, let alone on camera, and elected not to click.
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Cramulus

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