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Started by Template, September 17, 2009, 05:27:38 AM

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Cainad (dec.)

#30
September 22, 2009, 11:37:21 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 18, 2009, 11:21:41 AM
So are you going to claim dominion over Massland?  If so, could you kindly keep your people off my roads!!!  They drive like crazy fucks!

Dude, no kidding! Any time I've driven through Massland I wonder if I've somehow accidentally offended everyone terribly and they're all determined to get revenge on me for it.

LMNO

#31
September 23, 2009, 01:03:12 PM
Well you have, but that's another story.

LMNO

#32
September 23, 2009, 01:33:23 PM
Also, I hereby declare myself King of Massland.



BOW BEFORE YOUR KING, MASSPAGS!

Cainad (dec.)

#33
September 23, 2009, 02:57:42 PM
Quote from: LMNO on September 23, 2009, 01:03:12 PM
Well you have, but that's another story.

I told you people already: the fishnets and the Van de Graaf generator did not even belong to me, nor was it my idea to bring them in the first place!

I implore thee, King of Masspags, to call off your army of insane kamikaze motorists. We will need their might in the fight against the heathen Anti-Swamp Yankee Alliance.

LMNO

#34
September 23, 2009, 02:58:58 PM
The King demands tribute.
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