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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Cramulus, September 23, 2009, 06:51:48 PM

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Cramulus

Very good on the Draconic pronunciation.

$300 to Squid!


next clue:

fomenter

what is "barter item" .. they are used as food by Asians who are also well known for being good at brainy stuff like debugging computers
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

Sir Squid Diddimus

What is their time travel abilities?
The cat sucks you into it's body through it's mouth, travels back in time, fixes all the bugs in the system then brings you back to where you were unharmed and nothing happens!

AFK

What is binary mewing?
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Cramulus

$200 to RWHN

in the absence of COBOL programmers, many mainframes were repaired by binary mewing

next:


Rumckle

It's not trolling, it's just satire.

AFK

What is G. Gordon Liddy's moustache?
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Cain

What is Dick Cheney keeping in his secret "undisclosed location"?

Iason Ouabache

What is a seven-ten split?

You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Cramulus

yes that's right Cain, $400!


final answer of the round:




Telarus

What is a "Hannah Montana"?
Telarus, KSC,
.__.  Keeper of the Contradictory Cephalopod, Zenarchist Swordsman,
(0o)  Tender to the Edible Zen Garden, Ratcheting Metallic Sex Doll of The End Times,
/||\   Episkopos of the Amorphous Dreams Cabal

Join the Doll Underground! Experience the Phantasmagorical Safari!

Golden Applesauce

What is "unborn child" ?
Q: How regularly do you hire 8th graders?
A: We have hired a number of FORMER 8th graders.

Iason Ouabache

You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Cain

OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT HIDEOUS THING BEHIND YOUR MOUSTACHE?

Cramulus

Quote from: Cain on September 24, 2009, 11:43:10 PM
OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT HIDEOUS THING BEHIND YOUR MOUSTACHE?

Sadly, I didn't realize that was a tumor.   :eek:

300 tear stained dollars to Cain


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that wraps up Round 2!

More jeapordy if there is popular demand and/or I come up with new answers