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Jeopardy

Started by Cramulus, September 23, 2009, 06:51:48 PM

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Cramulus


Sir Squid Diddimus

WHO IS WILL FERRELL!

P3nT4gR4m


I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Cramulus


Sir Squid Diddimus


Rumckle

What is Roger's direct access line? (but you should never use it, under any circumstance)
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Darth Cupcake

What is a room full of pie?
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

AFK

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

P3nT4gR4m

What is this bullshit!

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Richter

yesterday at the office:

Darling Nickie:  I've always wanted to be on Jeopardy, but I'm worried I won't know the answer.

Richter: You're supposed to know the QUESTIONS dumbass.

Darling Nickie:  :eek:  That's right :lol:
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Rumckle

It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Cain

What is LMNO's Happy Fun Time Dildo Palace?

Remington

What is the Horrible Troof?
Is it plugged in?

Cramulus

bzzzzt

I'm sorry, the correct question was "What is instant trust and respect?"

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Captain Utopia

What do most people spend their lives searching for, even though it can be more easily found with a bong and a bag of cheetos?