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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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One Step Closer To The Grave

Started by Sister_Gothique, September 24, 2009, 02:29:03 PM

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Halfbaked1

#15
September 25, 2009, 03:48:03 AM
22?  I was protecting a retired Army Intel Colonel that had grown extra paranoid in his old age.  He liked me because of the way I handled a firearm...his only reason for wanting me on the job...

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#16
September 25, 2009, 05:14:13 AM
Wow. 22 was an amazingly eventful year for me. I spent my birthday evening at the home of a much older married man, who I fell madly in love with and who of course later broke my heart. Then I got a divorce from my abusive first husband and moved to Oakland with a friend who had told my lover to either step up and take care of me or step out of the picture. Things really got more interesting from there.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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#17
September 25, 2009, 07:41:23 AM
I turned 22 in July.
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Wait, this is reporting bias.  Best to remain vigilant.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#18
September 25, 2009, 09:01:02 PM
Quote from: Halfbaked1 on September 25, 2009, 03:48:03 AM
22?  I was protecting a retired Army Intel Colonel that had grown extra paranoid in his old age.  He liked me because of the way I handled a firearm...his only reason for wanting me on the job...

Did he have 3 sidekicks, that were all unjustly accused of crimes, who now travel the country righting wrongs?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#19
September 26, 2009, 01:38:33 PM
If you have a problem, and if you find them, can you hire them?
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