Error There Has Been!

[Suu]

Not in Rhode Island. They're fucking strict about it.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

You have to show ID and sign some kind of book to get sudaphed here.
You're only allowed to buy a certain amount within a certain time period.
Mr Squid shaved his face once and the girl was trying to tell him the guy on his ID wasn't him. He was buying the phed for me. I was really sick. He argued a lot.
He's a good man.

[Suu]

I won't buy phenylphrine, that shit sucks. GIVE ME METH OR GIVE ME DEATH!

[Richter]

It's not QUITE meth, but it's damn close to that, Ritalin, and Aderal.  It WORKS as far as cutting through allergies, but I don't like taking it.  Makes me feel like an uncreative zombie for days on end. 
Was useful only when I did call center, only when the phone sys. broke and I needed to be the operator all day.

[Suu]

It's not QUITE meth, but it's damn close to that, Ritalin, and Aderal.  It WORKS as far as cutting through allergies, but I don't like taking it.  Makes me feel like an uncreative zombie for days on end. 
Was useful only when I did call center, only when the phone sys. broke and I needed to be the operator all day.

Was that the day that you filled the phone lines with too much awesome and they went splodey?

[Richter]

It's not QUITE meth, but it's damn close to that, Ritalin, and Aderal.  It WORKS as far as cutting through allergies, but I don't like taking it.  Makes me feel like an uncreative zombie for days on end. 
Was useful only when I did call center, only when the phone sys. broke and I needed to be the operator all day.

Was that the day that you filled the phone lines with too much awesome and they went splodey?

Almost, it was actually the day I was VERY sick, and was operational only by the dual virtues of my cofee and pseupophedrine HCL.
By the end of the day, I thought I was Master Cheif.  My manager told me to leave on account of being sick, and I replied "Bullshit.  I'm still funcitonal."   
I was then escorted out of the building and onto a train home.

[Suu]

It's not QUITE meth, but it's damn close to that, Ritalin, and Aderal.  It WORKS as far as cutting through allergies, but I don't like taking it.  Makes me feel like an uncreative zombie for days on end. 
Was useful only when I did call center, only when the phone sys. broke and I needed to be the operator all day.

Was that the day that you filled the phone lines with too much awesome and they went splodey?

Almost, it was actually the day I was VERY sick, and was operational only by the dual virtues of my cofee and pseupophedrine HCL.
By the end of the day, I thought I was Master Cheif.  My manager told me to leave on account of being sick, and I replied "Bullshit.  I'm still funcitonal."   
I was then escorted out of the building and onto a train home.

Oh yeah, the day Dylan physically walked you to the train in case you did something crazy in your feverish delusions.

[Suu]

Well, the stupor is bettter than the manic fuge any day!

Was that the day that you filled the phone lines with too much awesome and they went splodey?

pfawwwwaaaa 

Don't laugh, it really happened. That was along the same time that his coffee gave me a vision quest and I went out into downtown Boston on my lunch break preaching the word. I still don't know WHAT I was preaching exactly, but when I came back an hour later I had the caffeine crash of a lifetime.