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GERMANY OR FLORIDA: The Thread!

Started by Rococo Modem Basilisk, September 27, 2009, 02:43:20 AM

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Rococo Modem Basilisk



I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.

Sir Squid Diddimus

It's Florida.
It was on the front page of the paper.

The Johnny


Florida indeed it is. (sorry for taking so long to post answer)
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

Requia ☣

QuoteA ****** biker who rather brilliantly converted a beer crate into a diminutive quad bike has been relieved of his wheels, following a police pursuit, ****** reports.

***** apparently attracted the attention of law enforcement operatives by speeding on his lovingly-crafted machine. He attempted to make good his escape into woodland in *****, but got bogged down in thick mud.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Cramulus


Rococo Modem Basilisk



I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.

Zenpeanut


The Johnny

<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

Pariah

Beer? I'm placing my bets on Germany
Play safe! Ski only in a clockwise direction! Let's all have fun together!

Requia ☣

*Reveals it to be.... Germany.  Because only a german mechanic could break the speed limit in a beer cart.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/09/28/motorised_crate/
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Rococo Modem Basilisk



I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.

Sir Squid Diddimus

Germany.
What would a thief in Florida want with toothpaste?

Jenne

NO beer and no trailers to go by...I'm going to say Fla on this one...

The Johnny


QuoteThe thief hit the woman in the face and fled the scene, @@@@@reported.

loltastic

Florida (dont all europeans have bad teeth? or is it just the english?)
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

Requia ☣

Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.