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FLORIDA: Man blames his cat for downloading child porn

Started by Dalek, October 05, 2009, 07:02:37 PM

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Dalek

October 05, 2009, 07:02:37 PM
That's kind of old, but I didn't see it posted, so I decided to post a new thread.

QuoteDogs have been blamed for eating homework - now a Florida man says his cat downloaded child pornography.

Police are charging Keith Griffin of Jensen Beach, Florida with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after finding more than 1,000 images on his personal computer.

Griffin told police he had been downloading music, and that his cat jumped on the keyboard when he left the room. He said "strange things" appeared on the computer when he returned.

He is being held in Martin county jail on $250,000 bond. No word on any charges against the cat.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/deadlineusa/2009/aug/07/cat-download-child-pornography

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October 06, 2009, 09:03:23 PM
 :lulz: guess he decided that the cat knew best and that he might as well just leave those "strange" images on his computer
There's no sun shine coming through her ass, if you are sure of your penis.

Paranoia is a disease unto itself, and may I add, the person standing next to you, may not be who they appear to be, so take precaution.

If there is no order in your sexual life it may be difficult to stay with a whole skin.
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