There's a scarecrow outside my window, staring at me....

[AFK]

here's an idea.  Why don't you get another scarecrow for inside your house to look at first scarecrow through the window.  They can have a staring contest.

Does a dumb cat count? 

[MMIX]

here's an idea.  Why don't you get another scarecrow for inside your house to look at first scarecrow through the window.  They can have a staring contest.

Does a dumb cat count? 

The dumb cat is silent on the topic but could possibly be numerate . . .

[Triple Zero]

DON'T BLINK
BLINK, AND YOU'RE DEAD
DON'T TURN YOUR BACK
DON'T LOOK AWAY

AND DON'T

BLINK

(one of the best ep of the new Dr Who series, IMO)