FACT: I'm decided to drink a can of Steel Reserve

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Now I belch vapor.

[Suu]

Got a match?

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

No, but I do have a lighter.

This seems like a bad idea...

[Suu]

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[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

OH GOD WRY!? CALL AN AMBULANCE!
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[Suu]

Now, what have we learned about drinking bad malt liquor?

[rong]

steel reserve and got shit on CAMO!

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Now, what have we learned about drinking bad malt liquor?

Honestly, this isn't that bad for malt liquor and it's cheap as hell.

[Bruno]

It mixes well in equal proportions with V-8.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

good GAWD

we call that "wife beating juice" for a reason

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Steel Reserve tastes way better than Camo, though thank god I am recalling that from at least 10 years ago and haven't put either in my mouth recently.

[Bruno]

good GAWD

we call that "wife beating juice" for a reason

Aren't all beverages called that in Florida?

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

kinda yeah.

unless anything you're drinking costs more than 3 bucks.
then you're a snob

[Shai Hulud]

kinda yeah.

unless anything you're drinking costs more than 3 bucks.
then you're a snob

Steel Reserve is like Champagne for Floridians.  We consider it the highest form of elitism if you aren't drinking something that can potentially render you blind.

[Precious Moments Zalgo]

One of the guys who runs Beer Advocate gave it a B, so that tells me it's probably about as good of an example of a cheap American Malt Liquor as you'll find.  Maybe I'll break down and try one too.