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If this thread reaches 50 posts by Friday, I will shave my goatee off by Sunday.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, October 01, 2009, 03:58:39 AM

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Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#45
October 01, 2009, 04:07:52 PM
DO NEVAR WAX YOUR FACE!!!!!

I saw someone do that... it looked like the guy had a hickey beard for three days.

5 more posts!
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Payne

#47
October 01, 2009, 04:21:42 PM
Roger should donate his shaven goatee to science.

Or possibly religion as a "relic".

Darth Cupcake

#48
October 01, 2009, 04:30:13 PM
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#49
October 01, 2009, 04:31:16 PM
 :lulz:
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Darth Cupcake

#50
October 01, 2009, 04:31:40 PM
LET'S BLOW THIS THING AND GO HOME
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#51
October 01, 2009, 04:32:18 PM
SHAVE YER GOAT!
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#52
October 01, 2009, 05:02:12 PM
DOOOOOOO EEEEEEEEEEEETTT!!!!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Telarus

#53
October 01, 2009, 05:05:53 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 01, 2009, 10:55:13 AM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on October 01, 2009, 05:13:56 AM


FIVE RAZORS IN ONE!? HOW CAN THIS BE!?

These actually work pretty well.  Compared to the one with only 3 razors.  I can't wait for the Gilette Desicator which will feature 13 blades with built in sulfuric acid to melt the hairs away. 

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#54
October 01, 2009, 05:12:35 PM
Quote from: Telarus on October 01, 2009, 05:05:53 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 01, 2009, 10:55:13 AM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on October 01, 2009, 05:13:56 AM


FIVE RAZORS IN ONE!? HOW CAN THIS BE!?

These actually work pretty well.  Compared to the one with only 3 razors.  I can't wait for the Gilette Desicator which will feature 13 blades with built in sulfuric acid to melt the hairs away.  

Fuck Everything, We're Doing Five Blades - the Onion.com

Holy shit!  Life imitates satire! :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#55
October 01, 2009, 05:27:40 PM
The people have spoken.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Darth Cupcake

#56
October 01, 2009, 06:00:30 PM
Whoa whoa whoa, wait a second...

You actually consider us PEOPLE now? Holy hell, TGRR is going soft. :eek:
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

Richter

#57
October 01, 2009, 06:29:06 PM
NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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The Good Reverend Roger

#58
October 01, 2009, 07:09:42 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on October 01, 2009, 06:00:30 PM
Whoa whoa whoa, wait a second...

You actually consider us PEOPLE now? Holy hell, TGRR is going soft. :eek:

Since when is that a compliment?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#59
October 01, 2009, 07:09:58 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 01, 2009, 06:29:06 PM
NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Muhaha
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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