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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, October 01, 2009, 03:58:39 AM

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Dalek

Quote from: Payne on October 01, 2009, 04:21:42 PM
Roger should donate his shaven goatee to science.

Or possibly religion as a "relic".

Yes. And when discordianism takes over the world by killing the ubelievers, we'll build a huge museum and put the relics in there. Or maybe take over the Louvre

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.


The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Triple Zero

hey, don't hate on the nonexistant people just because you don't understand our ways!
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Triple Zero on October 01, 2009, 10:21:00 PM
hey, don't hate on the nonexistant people just because you don't understand our ways!

You Europeans.  So transparent.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.


The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Kurt Christ

I somehow can't keep from imagining you in the Emperor's Sith robes with electricity springing out of your fingertips now. I'm not even sure why these picture made me think of that. Maybe without the beard your hatred for all living things seems more like the mwahaha kind than the raaaggghhh kind?
Formerly known as the Space Pope (then I was excommunicated), Father Kurt Christ (I was deemed unfit to raise children, spiritual or otherwise), and Vartox (the speedo was starting to chafe)

Kai

Quote from: Father Kurt Christ on October 02, 2009, 02:19:49 AM
I somehow can't keep from imagining you in the Emperor's Sith robes with electricity springing out of your fingertips now.

Well, he IS a rain god.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

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Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Father Kurt Christ on October 02, 2009, 02:19:49 AM
I somehow can't keep from imagining you in the Emperor's Sith robes with electricity springing out of your fingertips now. I'm not even sure why these picture made me think of that. Maybe without the beard your hatred for all living things seems more like the mwahaha kind than the raaaggghhh kind?

My beard was actually a symbiotic life form that kept me balanced.

Now it's gone.   :)
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Rumckle

It's not trolling, it's just satire.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Rumckle on October 02, 2009, 03:10:59 AM
What hath we wrought!?

Too late now.

I like the third pic best.  It's the expression I usually wear at work.

Um, okay, not usually.  Usually, it's this:



Or, when I'm having a good day with regards to dealing with the other managers...

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.