ZOMBIELAND

[Suu]

 

It was all I ever wanted in a zombie movie and MORE. I order my Principality and their allies to go see this movie, immediately.

[Telarus]

Sweet, the previews looked good.

[Triple Zero]

remind me when the DVD is out.

[Suu]

The Providence Journal gave it 5 stars. That's surprising, because they hate movies.

[Suu]

ill post a link when i find a better cam.

They wanded the hell out of us before we went in. And even if I wanted to film it, my camera phone sucks.

[Faust]

ill post a link when i find a better cam.

They wanded the hell out of us before we went in. And even if I wanted to film it, my camera phone sucks.

wanded? whats with all this invasion of privacy at your cinemas?

[Triple Zero]

ill post a link when i find a better cam.

They wanded the hell out of us before we went in. And even if I wanted to film it, my camera phone sucks.

wanded? whats with all this invasion of privacy at your cinemas?

They're a free country.

[Faust]

ill post a link when i find a better cam.

Oh no you wont.

(i didn't see this the first time)

[Remington]

"I'm in the ass-kicking business, and business is good."

"Sorry, but Zombie Kill of the Week goes to Sister Theresa of the Los Angeles Nunnery."


That movie was fucking glorious.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

ill post a link when i find a better cam.

They wanded the hell out of us before we went in. And even if I wanted to film it, my camera phone sucks.

wanded? whats with all this invasion of privacy at your cinemas?

They're a free country.

[Suu]

ill post a link when i find a better cam.

They wanded the hell out of us before we went in. And even if I wanted to film it, my camera phone sucks.

wanded? whats with all this invasion of privacy at your cinemas?

All advance screenings do it. It's so we don't film it and put it on the interwebs. Typically they make us leave our purses and phones outside, but they let us bring them in this time. Instead, the men in the black suits and Blueteeth walked around up and down the aisles looking for idiots who were filming. Fortunately, no one in Providence is smart enough to film movies.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I want to see this! I'm supposed to go see 9 with SC on Wednesday, but maybe I can talk him into Zombieland instead.

[Suu]

"Sorry, but Zombie Kill of the Week goes to Sister Theresa of the Los Angeles Nunnery."

*BOOM*

I nearly pissed myself. Seriously. 

[Triple Zero]

All advance screenings do it. It's so we don't film it and put it on the interwebs. Typically they make us leave our purses and phones outside, but they let us bring them in this time. Instead, the men in the black suits and Blueteeth walked around up and down the aisles looking for idiots who were filming. Fortunately, no one in Providence is smart enough to film movies.

but screeners really suck anyway! even the good ones. often, after having seen a screener, I'm even more likely to watch the movie for real in better quality* than I was before.

(*read: wait for the DVDRip)

but seriously (putting on my "respect4copyrights" hat), it still shows the contempt big corps have for the consumer. there's (IMO) no way such an invasion of privacy weighs up against their potential loss of revenue. Only one reasonably watchable screener has to reach the torrent sites and all that wanding, inconveniencing people that actually contribute to their revenue, will have been for nothing. Even given that it's forbidden to do, they just don't understand the economics of the information age.

hell I even wonder if they add it all up, how can it be even worth it for them? the screeners will get on the net anyway, so isn't all this security theater just throwing away money?

.. or creating jobs, if you wanna be optimistic :-P

well, same reasoning goes for all the airport bullshit of course.

[Suu]

From what I understand, it's the production company that does the security measures for screeners, god only knows that the Providence Place Mall Cinemas could give 2 shits. If it wasn't for those stupid cunts going through my purse I could have snuck in candy.