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Re: ZOMBIELAND
« Reply #30 on: October 12, 2009, 03:53:38 pm »

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Re: ZOMBIELAND
« Reply #31 on: October 12, 2009, 03:54:20 pm »
Clive Owen, perhaps?

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Re: ZOMBIELAND
« Reply #33 on: October 12, 2009, 04:30:00 pm »
also, Hugh Grant.

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Incidentally, finding clips of Withnail and I on Youtube and saying "isn't Hugh Grant great in this?" is an awesome trolling technique.  At least on a par with saying "I like the original by All Saints better" about RHCP's Under the Bridge.

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Re: ZOMBIELAND
« Reply #34 on: October 12, 2009, 04:58:29 pm »
Clive Owen, perhaps?

hes not a romantic comedy person is he? i always see him killing things

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Re: ZOMBIELAND
« Reply #35 on: October 12, 2009, 05:00:45 pm »
Sorry, I think I meant Colin Firth.

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Re: ZOMBIELAND
« Reply #36 on: October 12, 2009, 05:02:16 pm »
Sorry, I think I meant Colin Firth.

ahhHHHHHHH. had to look him up, seems to be in movies with hugh grant  :lulz:

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Re: ZOMBIELAND
« Reply #37 on: October 12, 2009, 08:28:10 pm »
you forget to mention that invariably, somewhere around 2/3rds of the movie everything seems just great, and then some misunderstanding occurs that could have been prevented if they'd let eachother finish talking, or if she had picked up the phone, or if he had believed "this is not what it seems" etc etc etc and then they're all angry and then something hilariously complicated happens and everything turns out for the best.

also, Hugh Grant.

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Re: ZOMBIELAND
« Reply #38 on: October 13, 2009, 10:23:44 am »
After seeing the trailer i had a feeling of "Seen this shit before".

But according to you i am wrong. So whats new in this one?

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Re: ZOMBIELAND
« Reply #39 on: October 13, 2009, 03:04:29 pm »
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How can you take anything will Woody Harrelson called "ZOMBIELAND" as a straight zombie horror? Did you even see the trailers?

nope I do my movie browsing based soly upon the top 100 section of torrent sites.

Something I've not seen before that zooms in with millions of seeds 6 times out of ten is something watchable.

Here's a tip:

Get up, turn your computer off.

Put pants on.

Yes, that's right, one leg at a time...take off the sock first. No no, you know what sock I'm talking about.

Go upstairs from the basement and out of the house, you may need sunscreen for your translucent skin, I know, it hurts...

Pick up a printed newspaper.

Read movie reviews.

Go to your local theatre.

Enjoy something that you read a review of to your liking and support the film company by doing so.
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Re: ZOMBIELAND
« Reply #40 on: October 13, 2009, 03:06:42 pm »
After seeing the trailer i had a feeling of "Seen this shit before".

But according to you i am wrong. So whats new in this one?

Trust me on this. This movie is getting 5 fucking stars. WOULD THE POPULOUS OF PD.COM MISLEAD YOU?!
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Re: ZOMBIELAND
« Reply #41 on: October 13, 2009, 03:42:47 pm »
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How can you take anything will Woody Harrelson called "ZOMBIELAND" as a straight zombie horror? Did you even see the trailers?

nope I do my movie browsing based soly upon the top 100 section of torrent sites.

Something I've not seen before that zooms in with millions of seeds 6 times out of ten is something watchable.

Here's a tip:

Get up, turn your computer off.

Put pants on.

Yes, that's right, one leg at a time...take off the sock first. No no, you know what sock I'm talking about.

Go upstairs from the basement and out of the house, you may need sunscreen for your translucent skin, I know, it hurts...

Pick up a printed newspaper.

Read movie reviews.

Go to your local theatre.

Enjoy something that you read a review of to your liking and support the film company by doing so.

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Re: ZOMBIELAND
« Reply #42 on: October 13, 2009, 10:59:15 pm »
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Re: ZOMBIELAND
« Reply #43 on: October 16, 2009, 03:07:58 pm »
you forget to mention that invariably, somewhere around 2/3rds of the movie everything seems just great, and then some misunderstanding occurs that could have been prevented if they'd let eachother finish talking, or if she had picked up the phone, or if he had believed "this is not what it seems" etc etc etc and then they're all angry and then something hilariously complicated happens and everything turns out for the best.
This. Once I noticed the pattern, I found that I had absolutely no problem stopping watching such movies half way through. Of course, I only get half the credit for watching a chick-flick, but that's more than made up by the extra free time.

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Re: ZOMBIELAND
« Reply #44 on: October 16, 2009, 03:12:03 pm »
Ima go and see this tonight, dammit.  I need to go blow off steam.  This week has sucked ass.