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The Cheeseburger Experiment

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, October 02, 2009, 09:37:17 PM

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Jenne

Quote from: Richter on October 29, 2009, 05:49:46 PM
  Fried to a crisp on the outside, yet still pulsating on the inside is fine with me.

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Triple Zero

btw did you know we call steak tartare "Filet Américain" over here? which is French for "American Fillet" ...

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Quote from: Triple Zero on October 29, 2009, 11:33:29 PM
btw did you know we call steak tartare "Filet Américain" over here? which is French for "American Fillet" ...

dont look at me, i didnt do it.

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Jenne


Iason Ouabache

I hope you are happy, Nigel!  Your little experiment is killing Burger King!!!   :argh!:

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/Food-fight-Burger-King-apf-1338962807.html?x=0&.v=5

QuoteBurger King franchisees sued the hamburger company this week over its $1 double cheeseburger promotion, saying they're losing money on the deal and the company can't set maximum menu prices.

The National Franchise Association, a group that represents more than 80 percent of Burger King's U.S. franchise owners, said the $1 promotion forces restaurant owners to sell the quarter-pound burger with at least a 10-cent loss.

While costs vary by location, the $1 double cheeseburger typically costs franchisees at least $1.10, said Dan Fitzpatrick, a Burger King franchisee from South Bend, Ind. who is a spokesman for the association. That includes about 55 cents for the cost of the meat, bun, cheese and toppings. The remainder typically covers expenses such as rent, royalties and worker wages.

"New math, or old math, the math just doesn't work," Fitzpatrick said.

After testing the $1 deal in markets across the country, the discounted burger went on sale nationwide last month even though franchise owners, who operate 90 percent of the company's 12,000 locations, twice rejected the product because of its expense.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Iason Ouabache on November 13, 2009, 07:12:07 AM
I hope you are happy, Nigel!  Your little experiment is killing Burger King!!!   :argh!:

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/Food-fight-Burger-King-apf-1338962807.html?x=0&.v=5

QuoteBurger King franchisees sued the hamburger company this week over its $1 double cheeseburger promotion, saying they're losing money on the deal and the company can't set maximum menu prices.

The National Franchise Association, a group that represents more than 80 percent of Burger King's U.S. franchise owners, said the $1 promotion forces restaurant owners to sell the quarter-pound burger with at least a 10-cent loss.

While costs vary by location, the $1 double cheeseburger typically costs franchisees at least $1.10, said Dan Fitzpatrick, a Burger King franchisee from South Bend, Ind. who is a spokesman for the association. That includes about 55 cents for the cost of the meat, bun, cheese and toppings. The remainder typically covers expenses such as rent, royalties and worker wages.

"New math, or old math, the math just doesn't work," Fitzpatrick said.

After testing the $1 deal in markets across the country, the discounted burger went on sale nationwide last month even though franchise owners, who operate 90 percent of the company's 12,000 locations, twice rejected the product because of its expense.

My evil plan! It is working! :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Telarus

Nigel,

Here's the burger I ate last night, thought you might be interested.

1 lb. ground turkey
1 orange bell pepper (cut into small 2-3 cm squares)
1/4 onion, minced
3 cloves garlic, smashed
1 egg

Mix well, form into 4 patties, sear on med-high (2 min each side). Bake for 4-6 minutes (melt cheese during the last 2 min).

Serve on pub-style buns with tomato/lettuce/pickles, stone ground mustard, ketchup (mayo if you're into that), etc, etc.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

That sounds delicious!

I was thinking about turning the blog into a repository for cheeseburger recipes, mind if I post it, with credit of course?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Telarus

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"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."