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« Reply #15 on: June 12, 2004, 05:31:34 am »
...scholars unearthed a long hidden book penned by a mad arab known as Chockma Chikenes, in the fabled manuscript was a quabbalistic key for discyphering out of date copies of 'The Economist'. On a certain day one ventured to the river skyclad in pajamas, annointing the glands with marshmallow fluff, a long complicated dance then ensued and all the articles on the stock market transformed into tasty recipies, some (say the learned ones) for felafels, yet no one dared rise from the sofa of academia to attempt such a hazardess ritual (you see all scholars secretly suffer from 'atavistic terror drone'- fear of the age acummulated while talking pish).
That is until one winters eve.....

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Ken Kesey

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« Reply #16 on: June 14, 2004, 12:31:29 am »
an archeologist discovered the rabbid wolf's equivalent of the rosetta
stone. there were three passages, in three different languages: sumerian,
theives' cant and dutch (nederlanden). each passage translated into the
same thing:
Ya' stupid Yank.

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« Reply #17 on: June 14, 2004, 03:47:46 am »
"...I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flapjaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari-Kari rock. I need scissors! 61!"

The archaeologist was deeply troubled by this statement. You see, he knew of only one entity in history that had been credited with this statement before, and Its name was...
1. e4             e5
2. Bc4           Bc5
3. Qf3           Ne7
4. Qxf7++

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« Reply #18 on: June 14, 2004, 10:49:49 am »
...Harold Smith, a retired lard salesman from Kent.  Mister Smith was famous for his temper, and for...
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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« Reply #19 on: June 14, 2004, 09:49:15 pm »
his stick figure porno.

the most famous of which was his sophomore attempt, titled:
Ya' stupid Yank.

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« Reply #20 on: June 15, 2004, 06:08:13 am »
... 'lard dance three - clamm lapping sticks from Tunbridge Wells', notorious for its amputee penetration scene....

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« Reply #21 on: June 29, 2004, 06:55:38 pm »
....., not to mention it's numerous references to the 'Amputee Fetishes Web Dictionary'.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

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« Reply #22 on: June 30, 2004, 05:55:12 am »
The FBI meanwhile were more concerned with Mr Smith's connections to the underground squerrell mafia and it's leader...

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« Reply #23 on: June 30, 2004, 05:56:17 am »
the Almight and Impervious Grand Chipmunk of the North
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

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« Reply #24 on: June 30, 2004, 06:09:40 am »
The Northern Chipmonk Family was distantly related to a hermetic order of monks allegedly connected with the medieval Hashishim. They were killers for hire, without bias, without morals. They were after Reverend Dr John Swabey for reasons unbeknownst even to them.

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« Reply #25 on: June 30, 2004, 06:11:05 am »
Yet still other mushrooms were rumored to be inflated, despite the Illuminati attempts to dispell such talk.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"