trailing story!

[MaxwellsDemon]

...scholars unearthed a long hidden book penned by a mad arab known as Chockma Chikenes, in the fabled manuscript was a quabbalistic key for discyphering out of date copies of 'The Economist'. On a certain day one ventured to the river skyclad in pajamas, annointing the glands with marshmallow fluff, a long complicated dance then ensued and all the articles on the stock market transformed into tasty recipies, some (say the learned ones) for felafels, yet no one dared rise from the sofa of academia to attempt such a hazardess ritual (you see all scholars secretly suffer from 'atavistic terror drone'- fear of the age acummulated while talking pish).
That is until one winters eve.....

[Iron Sulfide]

an archeologist discovered the rabbid wolf's equivalent of the rosetta
stone. there were three passages, in three different languages: sumerian,
theives' cant and dutch (nederlanden). each passage translated into the
same thing:

[MedeoPlusPlus]

"...I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flapjaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari-Kari rock. I need scissors! 61!"

The archaeologist was deeply troubled by this statement. You see, he knew of only one entity in history that had been credited with this statement before, and Its name was...

[The Good Reverend Roger]

...Harold Smith, a retired lard salesman from Kent.  Mister Smith was famous for his temper, and for...

[Iron Sulfide]

his stick figure porno.

the most famous of which was his sophomore attempt, titled:

[Maxwellsparanoia]

... 'lard dance three - clamm lapping sticks from Tunbridge Wells', notorious for its amputee penetration scene....

[Bella]

....., not to mention it's numerous references to the 'Amputee Fetishes Web Dictionary'.

[Trollax]

The FBI meanwhile were more concerned with Mr Smith's connections to the underground squerrell mafia and it's leader...

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

the Almight and Impervious Grand Chipmunk of the North

[Trollax]

The Northern Chipmonk Family was distantly related to a hermetic order of monks allegedly connected with the medieval Hashishim. They were killers for hire, without bias, without morals. They were after Reverend Dr John Swabey for reasons unbeknownst even to them.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Yet still other mushrooms were rumored to be inflated, despite the Illuminati attempts to dispell such talk.