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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Cain, October 03, 2009, 03:23:48 PM

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Cain

http://overheardinstandrews.com/

Examples include

Quote"I got told trout are the sperm of sperm whales, is that true?"

QuoteGirl 1: I was sining it in Latin
Girl 2: What Latin? As in in another language?

Quote"Look, when I was younger, hand bells were cool"
"What are hand bells?"
"Well, bells... that you play with your hands..."

Quotea fourth year english student:

"What does poetic actually mean?"

Quote"So, were dinosaurs actually real?"
Later in the conversation:
"What about dragons?"

I'm sure it wasn't that stupid even a year ago.  I'm going to assume everyone quoted here is an English or Divinities student.

Shibboleet The Annihilator


Cain

Theology.  Mediocre grades and a note from your vicar gets you in.

Suu

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Pope Pixie Pickle


Cain

It looks like this:



And we had to wear robes like this (at official functions):



Incidentally, that girl on the left still has my black fleece jacket.  :argh!:

Suu

I knew it! Those girls are too pretty to be muggles, albeit British ones.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."