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Started by Shibboleet The Annihilator, October 07, 2009, 12:39:49 AM

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PopeTom

Quote from: LMNO on October 07, 2009, 01:43:59 PM
Oh, and D&D sucks rancid platypus cock.

Many people mistake the aroused member of the male platypus as being rancid when in fact it is just a sign that the little bastard has just crossed the line from sex machine to rape machine.
-PopeTom

I am the result of 13.75 ± 0.13 billion years of random chance. Now that I exist I see no reason to start planning and organizing everything in my life.

Random dumb luck got me here, random dumb luck will get me to where I'm going.

Hail Eris!

PopeTom

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 07, 2009, 02:08:35 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on October 07, 2009, 01:41:14 PM
Quote from: LMNO on October 07, 2009, 01:38:12 PM
Fomenter's right.  One of the best forms of entertainment here is to go completely ballistic at the drop of a hat.  Watch.


"Intelligent Design"

"Quantum"

"Oil in the pasta water"

"Sombunall"

FUCK YOU YOU GOAT DIDDILING SON OF A WHORE, MY MOM WAS KILLED BY INTELLIGENTLY DESIGNED QUANTUM OIL IN HER PASTA WATER!!!!!!!!!11!!eleven!!11!

Was she the one who invented the break beat?

Well, she died at the top a a flight of stairs and NWA sampled the sounds of her corpse falling down said stairs for may of their songs on Straight Outta Compton.  So, maybe?
-PopeTom

I am the result of 13.75 ± 0.13 billion years of random chance. Now that I exist I see no reason to start planning and organizing everything in my life.

Random dumb luck got me here, random dumb luck will get me to where I'm going.

Hail Eris!

Darth Cupcake

That's why I hang around here.

I'm too cheap to buy 'em any drinks, and I like 'em easy.

C'mon baby, we're just gonna go back to my place... I got something real neat I wanna show you... It might be NSFW...
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

LMNO

Quote from: Darth Cupcake on October 07, 2009, 02:43:52 PM
That's why I hang around here.

I'm too cheap to buy 'em any drinks, and I like 'em easy.

C'mon baby, we're just gonna go back to my place... I got something real neat I wanna show you... It might be NSFW...

I really, really like this Permanently Horny Darth Cupcake thing.

Darth Cupcake

Quote from: LMNO on October 07, 2009, 02:48:08 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on October 07, 2009, 02:43:52 PM
That's why I hang around here.

I'm too cheap to buy 'em any drinks, and I like 'em easy.

C'mon baby, we're just gonna go back to my place... I got something real neat I wanna show you... It might be NSFW...

I really, really like this Permanently Horny Darth Cupcake thing.

Pfft. I'm always like this. I'm just being more vocal about it because I'm not getting any. Usually I have a piece of manmeat to take out my sexual aggression on.
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

LMNO

In that case, I really, really, wish I met you when I was tomcattin' around town years ago.



...Although, you might not have been of legal age back then...

Darth Cupcake

Quote from: LMNO on October 07, 2009, 03:10:43 PM
In that case, I really, really, wish I met you when I was tomcattin' around town years ago.



...Although, you might not have been of legal age back then...

Maybe.

Maybe not.

As long as you don't check ID beforehand, though, all bets are off.
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

LMNO


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: LMNO on October 07, 2009, 03:22:22 PM
Ah, ye olde "grass on the field" gambit.

Which leads, sometimes, to the "little gray room for 20 years" endgame.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

Hence my caveat in the initial post.


LMNO
-Ain't playin' no Uncle BadTouch games.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: LMNO on October 07, 2009, 03:24:04 PM
Hence my caveat in the initial post.


LMNO
-Ain't playin' no Uncle BadTouch games.

No worries here.  I don't find women under 28 or so to be sexually attractive.  I mean, I can look at a 19 year old and say that she's a hottie from a strictly aesthetic point of view, but there's no desire attached to it.

I think this may be the one way in which I am well-adjusted.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.