A list of obvious things.

[La Terrorista]

http://www.thefword.org.uk/blog/2009/09/sexual_assault_3

Feminism, yeah!

Please distribute this list. Put it up in your place of work, in your university's library or wherever you think theymight be read:

1. Don't put drugs in people's drinks in order to control their behavior.

2. When you see someone walking by themselves, leave them alone!

3. If you pull over to help someone with car problems, remember not to assault them!

4. NEVER open an unlocked door or window uninvited.

5. If you are in an elevator and someone else gets in, DON'T ASSAULT THEM!

6. Remember, people go to laundry to do their laundry, do not attempt to molest someone who is alone in a laundry room.

7. USE THE BUDDY SYSTEM! If you are not able to stop yourself from assaulting people, ask a friend to stay with you while you are in public.

8. Always be honest with people! Don't pretend to be a caring friend in order to gain the trust of someone you want to assault. Consider telling them you plan to assault them. If you don't communicate your intentions, the other person may take that as a sign that you do not plan to rape them.

9. Don't forget: you can't have sex with someone unless they are awake!

10. Carry a whistle! If you are worried you might assault someone "on accident" you can hand it to the person you are with, so they can blow it if you do.

We should make a list of things you should already do and post THEM up everywhere.

[Golden Applesauce]

http://www.thefword.org.uk/blog/2009/09/sexual_assault_3

Feminism, yeah!

Please distribute this list. Put it up in your place of work, in your university's library or wherever you think theymight be read:

1. Don't put drugs in people's drinks in order to control their behavior.

2. When you see someone walking by themselves, leave them alone!

3. If you pull over to help someone with car problems, remember not to assault them!

4. NEVER open an unlocked door or window uninvited.

5. If you are in an elevator and someone else gets in, DON'T ASSAULT THEM!

6. Remember, people go to laundry to do their laundry, do not attempt to molest someone who is alone in a laundry room.

7. USE THE BUDDY SYSTEM! If you are not able to stop yourself from assaulting people, ask a friend to stay with you while you are in public.

8. Always be honest with people! Don't pretend to be a caring friend in order to gain the trust of someone you want to assault. Consider telling them you plan to assault them. If you don't communicate your intentions, the other person may take that as a sign that you do not plan to rape them.

9. Don't forget: you can't have sex with someone unless they are awake!

10. Carry a whistle! If you are worried you might assault someone "on accident" you can hand it to the person you are with, so they can blow it if you do.

We should make a list of things you should already do and post THEM up everywhere.

#2 just doesn't make sense, unless you either assume that everyone who walks by themselves does so because they're antisocial and don't want to talk with you anyway, or that everyone who sees someone walking alone can only think of the situation in terms of opportunity for an assault of some kind.

[La Terrorista]

http://www.thefword.org.uk/blog/2009/09/sexual_assault_3

Feminism, yeah!

Please distribute this list. Put it up in your place of work, in your university's library or wherever you think theymight be read:

1. Don't put drugs in people's drinks in order to control their behavior.

2. When you see someone walking by themselves, leave them alone!

3. If you pull over to help someone with car problems, remember not to assault them!

4. NEVER open an unlocked door or window uninvited.

5. If you are in an elevator and someone else gets in, DON'T ASSAULT THEM!

6. Remember, people go to laundry to do their laundry, do not attempt to molest someone who is alone in a laundry room.

7. USE THE BUDDY SYSTEM! If you are not able to stop yourself from assaulting people, ask a friend to stay with you while you are in public.

8. Always be honest with people! Don't pretend to be a caring friend in order to gain the trust of someone you want to assault. Consider telling them you plan to assault them. If you don't communicate your intentions, the other person may take that as a sign that you do not plan to rape them.

9. Don't forget: you can't have sex with someone unless they are awake!

10. Carry a whistle! If you are worried you might assault someone "on accident" you can hand it to the person you are with, so they can blow it if you do.

We should make a list of things you should already do and post THEM up everywhere.

#2 just doesn't make sense, unless you either assume that everyone who walks by themselves does so because they're antisocial and don't want to talk with you anyway, or that everyone who sees someone walking alone can only think of the situation in terms of opportunity for an assault of some kind.

They probably meant they should physically leave them alone, but they're women so of course they fucked it up.

[Golden Applesauce]

 

[Faust]

All men are rapists.
How informative and useful.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

The "remember not to assault them!" parts are my favorite. Because most people default to assault when they forget not to...

[East Coast Hustle]

yeah, but 2/3rds of them had deserving victims.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

http://www.thefword.org.uk/blog/2009/09/sexual_assault_3

Feminism, yeah!

Please distribute this list. Put it up in your place of work, in your university's library or wherever you think theymight be read:

1. Don't put drugs in people's drinks in order to control their behavior.

2. When you see someone walking by themselves, leave them alone!

3. If you pull over to help someone with car problems, remember not to assault them!

4. NEVER open an unlocked door or window uninvited.

5. If you are in an elevator and someone else gets in, DON'T ASSAULT THEM!

6. Remember, people go to laundry to do their laundry, do not attempt to molest someone who is alone in a laundry room.

7. USE THE BUDDY SYSTEM! If you are not able to stop yourself from assaulting people, ask a friend to stay with you while you are in public.

8. Always be honest with people! Don't pretend to be a caring friend in order to gain the trust of someone you want to assault. Consider telling them you plan to assault them. If you don't communicate your intentions, the other person may take that as a sign that you do not plan to rape them.

9. Don't forget: you can't have sex with someone unless they are awake!

10. Carry a whistle! If you are worried you might assault someone "on accident" you can hand it to the person you are with, so they can blow it if you do.

We should make a list of things you should already do and post THEM up everywhere.

WTF is up with #9?

[Iason Ouabache]

WTF is up with #9?

They mixed up "can't" with "shouldn't". Happens to me all of the time.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

WTF is up with #9?

They mixed up "can't" with "shouldn't". Happens to me all of the time.

Mixed up with "should".  Never had a girlfriend/wife/playmate/etc that didn't like getting woken up that way.

[La Terrorista]

WTF is up with #9?

They mixed up "can't" with "shouldn't". Happens to me all of the time.

Mixed up with "should".  Never had a girlfriend/wife/playmate/etc that didn't like getting woken up that way.

You've obviously never been with a REAL WOMAN (read: feminist).

[Kai]

...

...2/3rds of them deserve it?

Really, I don't have a clue how to respond to this, except that it smells similar to biting beaver.

Oh oh, ALSO, its not rape if you yell SURPRISE! first.


~Kai,

Is one of those hardcore diehard feminists who gets tired of the old "all men are rapists" cliches. How enabling.

[La Terrorista]

~Kai,
Is one of those hardcore diehard feminists who gets tired of the old "all men are rapists" cliches. How enabling.

Oh good, I'm not alone!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

WTF is up with #9?

They mixed up "can't" with "shouldn't". Happens to me all of the time.

Mixed up with "should".  Never had a girlfriend/wife/playmate/etc that didn't like getting woken up that way.

This is truth.

Although, it depends a LOT on timing. I always thought that was my favorite way to wake up (I am a horny bastard in the mornings and I WILL rape you if you are accessible) but then abruptly my ex started waking me up for sex shortly after I had fallen asleep. The result, in the end, was fairly positive in that he is still alive and has all his limbs.