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ATTN: Scottish spags

Started by Elder Iptuous, November 09, 2009, 03:33:34 AM

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Pope Pixie Pickle

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Quote from: Eater of Clowns on November 13, 2009, 10:16:20 PM
Quote from: Payne on November 13, 2009, 10:05:15 PM
Glenfiddich is pronounced with a Scottish "CH", like how we do with Loch - a K, softened slightly and pronounced from the back of the mouth and tongue and drawn out slightly longer.

The T in Glenlivet is hard.

Glenmorangie is pronounced Glen-Moran-Jee.

That is ALL spags.

You're lucky I don't come over there and do Scottish things to you with a broken whiskey bottle.



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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Payne on November 13, 2009, 10:05:15 PM
You're lucky I don't come over there and do Scottish things to you with a broken whiskey bottle.

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Triple Zero

Quote from: Payne on November 13, 2009, 10:05:15 PM
The T in Glenlivet is hard.

except you don't really pronounce it, but imply it (really hard) because of that lovely glo'-al sto'-

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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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Payne

I'll glottal stop YOU in a minute.

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Pope Pixie Pickle

Quote from: Triple Zero on November 14, 2009, 12:28:52 PM
Quote from: Payne on November 13, 2009, 10:05:15 PM
The T in Glenlivet is hard.

except you don't really pronounce it, but imply it (really hard) because of that lovely glo'-al sto'-



being a southern english gal, i may, unfortunately, not pronounce the hard T and the end of Glenlivet.

I'm sorry, Payne.

Payne

You're all heathens.

Filthy, filthy heathens.

Pope Pixie Pickle

You'll have to do scottish things to ALL OF US!

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