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Zalgo in the bathrom stall
« on: October 29, 2009, 02:38:07 am »
Things are weird, and they're getting weirder at a rate that is not so much alarming as bemusing. A man walks into his house, howling. An eyeless vendor serves coffee in the courtyard. In the next stall, a man drips blood onto the floor.

And Mattel releases Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken.



http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/10/mattel_has_lost_their_minds.php
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Zalgo in the bathrom stall
« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2009, 03:06:45 am »
JEEESUS
it's like a parody of itself
my mind is blown

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Re: Zalgo in the bathrom stall
« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2009, 03:38:27 am »

No, fuck this, it cant be true.
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

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Re: Zalgo in the bathrom stall
« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2009, 03:42:27 am »

I went to the Mattel website to look for it, but i found nothing.

Is this a joke, or its simply not available yet?
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Re: Zalgo in the bathrom stall
« Reply #4 on: October 29, 2009, 03:42:54 am »
THIS IS AWESOME.

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Re: Zalgo in the bathrom stall
« Reply #5 on: October 29, 2009, 01:49:24 pm »

I went to the Mattel website to look for it, but i found nothing.

Is this a joke, or its simply not available yet?

according to this: http://www.entertainmentearth.com/prodinfo.asp?number=MTT3285&id=GE-902249725
it won't be out till april 2010

but you're right, there is a whiff of hoax about it. it's SO over the top that it's actually believable. And with no hard citation.

Even if this isn't a hoax, it's a great angle for one.

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Re: Zalgo in the bathrom stall
« Reply #6 on: October 29, 2009, 02:17:49 pm »
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Cool sophistication in breezy Palm Beach! Sporting a dashing jacquard-patterned jacket with a light pink polo shirt and crisp white pants, Ken doll is ready for Palm Beach social season, sunning by the pool and a stroll with his little companion. Fashion designed exclusively for the Silkstone Barbie doll body. Includes Ken doll, jacket, pink polo shirt, white shoes, dog with leash, swim trunks and accessories, doll stand and certificate of authenticity. For the adult collector. Order yours today!

 :lulz:

AND there are 3 Palm Beach Barbies to the one Ken. 

Eh, I always thought Ken was gay.  My Barbies dated Han Solo!

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Re: Zalgo in the bathrom stall
« Reply #7 on: October 29, 2009, 04:06:09 pm »
FLOOSH!  HAHAHA!

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Re: Zalgo in the bathrom stall
« Reply #8 on: October 29, 2009, 06:53:26 pm »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR7yqkmNG3A&NR=1

Hey, you know Zalgo's been messin' with the middle class when advertisements like the above for "Family Restaurants" end up on YouTube...

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Re: Zalgo in the bathrom stall
« Reply #9 on: October 29, 2009, 09:14:56 pm »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR7yqkmNG3A&NR=1

Hey, you know Zalgo's been messin' with the middle class when advertisements like the above for "Family Restaurants" end up on YouTube...

Hahaha I love that! I wish there was a real ad like that, I'd fly out of state to eat there just for that.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Zalgo in the bathrom stall
« Reply #10 on: October 29, 2009, 09:27:42 pm »
hahahah

totally a spinoff of this skit:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=se1b3Vh_VhU

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Re: Zalgo in the bathrom stall
« Reply #11 on: October 29, 2009, 09:48:18 pm »
Pterodactyl mention!
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Zalgo in the bathrom stall
« Reply #12 on: October 30, 2009, 02:31:16 am »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR7yqkmNG3A&NR=1

Hey, you know Zalgo's been messin' with the middle class when advertisements like the above for "Family Restaurants" end up on YouTube...

Hahaha I love that! I wish there was a real ad like that, I'd fly out of state to eat there just for that.

Wouldn't you just?  The actual dude is a total douche, but that bit was FUNNAY.

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Re: Zalgo in the bathrom stall
« Reply #13 on: October 30, 2009, 02:33:13 am »