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Started by Ari, October 09, 2009, 10:59:33 AM

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"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Triple Zero

Quote from: Requia ☣ on October 09, 2009, 07:36:35 PM
Film the audience.  I want to see their reaction.

No, film the barstools, we need to have proof they exist!
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Sir Squid Diddimus

True story-
as i sat there in my little broken desk chair attempting to write i managed to finish 2 whole paragraphs before i heard the door open.
"honey i'm home! i took a half day!"
lost my train of thought and then i had to go to work.
so i did what i ALWAYS do. got pissed, clicked the X before saving and shuffled off to work mumbling all the obscenities i could think of till i plugged my laptop into my car (the laptop, you know, the big mp3 player) and blasted bollywood songs all the way to work.

now as i write this i get to listen to my husband's friend read a description of some dumb god damned video game while i joyfully watch them play fallout 3.

JOYFULLY!!!!!!!!!

because i want to watch nothing else when i come home from work. NOTHING. ELSE.

Sir Squid Diddimus

And then I remembered that I can just go in the other room


Ari

Thanks! Video coverage is something I am trying to organise.
Attribution to pd.com and the writers is a given.

Unfortunately I will only have the chance to read four texts, three during the music breaks and one when it's all done.
Going to contemplate over what will be used to create an arc of horrormirth. Details coming.

There is also another cabaret which is doing open-stage this month. I'm getting in touch with them on monday to see if they are interested.
パンクビッチ

Ari

This has been an epic night.
In between the performings of local punk heros Pariasound (one of which is also a member of this fine board) I read from the spider project  three times. I used Roger's original post, LMNO's first reply and the "I remember there was a time when things were different" text.
The audience absolutely loved it, and I truly enjoyed being the messenger of these awesome words - selected pics coming later.
I was awarded with two beers, some love, a couple of hugs, miscellaneous kudos, interesting conversations and requests for more.
So I am planning to do this again - better, proper setting, background music, etc.

We definitely made a change in some people's minds last night. That makes me a very happy man.

finally I want to say --- GET THIS PUBLISHED!!!
パンクビッチ

Pariah

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Pope Pixie Pickle

Quote from: planeswalker on October 17, 2009, 03:32:39 PM
This has been an epic night.
In between the performings of local punk heros Pariasound (one of which is also a member of this fine board) I read from the spider project  three times. I used Roger's original post, LMNO's first reply and the "I remember there was a time when things were different" text.
The audience absolutely loved it, and I truly enjoyed being the messenger of these awesome words - selected pics coming later.
I was awarded with two beers, some love, a couple of hugs, miscellaneous kudos, interesting conversations and requests for more.
So I am planning to do this again - better, proper setting, background music, etc.

We definitely made a change in some people's minds last night. That makes me a very happy man.

finally I want to say --- GET THIS PUBLISHED!!!

Awesome!

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: planeswalker on October 17, 2009, 03:32:39 PM
This has been an epic night.
In between the performings of local punk heros Pariasound (one of which is also a member of this fine board) I read from the spider project  three times. I used Roger's original post, LMNO's first reply and the "I remember there was a time when things were different" text.
The audience absolutely loved it, and I truly enjoyed being the messenger of these awesome words - selected pics coming later.
I was awarded with two beers, some love, a couple of hugs, miscellaneous kudos, interesting conversations and requests for more.
So I am planning to do this again - better, proper setting, background music, etc.

We definitely made a change in some people's minds last night. That makes me a very happy man.

finally I want to say --- GET THIS PUBLISHED!!!

Working on it.  We have about 80% of the material we need for a first run at the publisher.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: planeswalker on October 17, 2009, 03:32:39 PM
This has been an epic night.
In between the performings of local punk heros Pariasound (one of which is also a member of this fine board) I read from the spider project  three times. I used Roger's original post, LMNO's first reply and the "I remember there was a time when things were different" text.
The audience absolutely loved it, and I truly enjoyed being the messenger of these awesome words - selected pics coming later.
I was awarded with two beers, some love, a couple of hugs, miscellaneous kudos, interesting conversations and requests for more.
So I am planning to do this again - better, proper setting, background music, etc.

We definitely made a change in some people's minds last night. That makes me a very happy man.

finally I want to say --- GET THIS PUBLISHED!!!

Also, I can rant on demand, if you have an audience.  Gimme a topic when the time comes, or just hit the randomize button if you want to be surprised.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

WTF is this spider city bizness?? Link me nao goddamnit :argh!:

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Triple Zero

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on October 20, 2009, 12:20:22 PM
WTF is this spider city bizness?? Link me nao goddamnit :argh!:

It's the threads in Apple Talk with personally addressed subjects like "Hey LMNO" (the first one) or "Iason, where did they go?", "Roger, it HURTS.", "Burns, Goddammit, shoot me in the face!" most of them started by or addressed to Roger. you can tell them apart from the retarded should-have-actually-been-a-PM "ATTN:" threads by the fact that the first post is actually a kickass rant instead of a personal message you wouldnt give a fuck about.

Apart from that, there's not much of an index, so browse a few pages back in Apple Talk to find them.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

LMNO