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Woman Arrested for Facebook Poke

Started by Shibboleet The Annihilator, October 12, 2009, 06:31:34 PM

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Iason Ouabache

#1
October 12, 2009, 06:37:39 PM
 :pokewithstick:
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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October 12, 2009, 06:39:48 PM
Well, she DID have a protection order against her, and the poke was clearly a violation of that. It's sort of the digital equivalent of leaving your calling-card in someone's door, ie. creepy as fuck if you've been court-ordered to leave them alone.

You can't poke people who aren't your "friends", right? I'm surprised the other woman hadn't un-friended her. Maybe she didn't know how.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Triple Zero

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October 12, 2009, 06:44:39 PM
seems quite clear to me:

The protective order against Jackson, filed on June 10, prohibited her from "telephoning, contacting or otherwise communicating with the petitioner, directly or indirectly,"

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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October 12, 2009, 06:46:43 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 12, 2009, 06:44:39 PM
seems quite clear to me:

The protective order against Jackson, filed on June 10, prohibited her from "telephoning, contacting or otherwise communicating with the petitioner, directly or indirectly,"



But Facebook must be exempt from that, because it's on the Internet, and the Internet isn't contact, right? Besides, everything that happens on the Internet must necessarily be trivial or unbelievable!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Sir Squid Diddimus

#5
October 12, 2009, 06:49:12 PM
I think you can poke people who aren't on your friends list if they don't have all their privacy settings set up or some shit.

But for real, poking someone who has a freaking injunction against you is just creepy.
No contact means no contact.
By phone, letter, e-mail, 3rd party, whatever.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#6
October 13, 2009, 01:35:59 AM
Yeah, but if I included that in the title it would have been less interesting and not funny.

Payne

#7
October 13, 2009, 01:19:53 PM
Should have maybe gone more puerile - "Woman Arrested For Poking"

or Creepy-Puerile - "Woman Arrested For Malicious Poking"

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I would have laughed, but I laugh at Frankie Boyle jokes all the time.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#8
October 13, 2009, 04:45:24 PM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on October 13, 2009, 01:35:59 AM
Yeah, but if I included that in the title it would have been less interesting and not funny.

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