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Started by Lister, June 11, 2004, 09:28:04 PM

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Trollax

Quote from: ListerDanone is trying to push it's new drinkyoghurt "Zen" to the general public over here nowadays.  Big posters line the streets, commercials on TV making you believe INNER PEACE is at hand at the mere OPENING OF THE BOTTLE, ...

Please point me in the direction of some advertising material so I can rip the ever-loving shit out of this product.

Lister

Tried to find some official stuff about it on the net, but couldn't find any...
(wanted to liven up my original post with a piccie of the bottle, but couldn't find one of them either...)

Apparantly Danone doesn't pimp their warez on their official site...

I saw the commercial once (don't watch much tv, am assuming it's on a lot), and I walk past a poster every day (If I had a digital camera, I'd take you a pic of the poster)...
I'm more like assuming there's a big ad campaign, otherwise I wouldn't have gotten a free sample...

Maybe it's some sort of "teaser" campaign...
When I was a little man
Playdough came in a little can
I was Star Wars' biggest fan
Now I'm stuck without a plan
GI Joe was an action man
Shaggy drove the mystery van
Devo was my favorite band
Take me back to my happy land

chaosgraves:agentoferis

zen teaser



I'll let you have a look at enlightenment but you wont get to touch it.
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.

DJRubberducky

ZenCrafters... total enlightenment, in about an hour.
- DJRubberducky
Quote from: LMNODJ's post is sort of like those pills you drop into a glass of water, and they expand into a dinosaur, or something.

Black sheep are still sheep.

Malaul

Quote from: DJRubberduckyZenCrafters... total enlightenment, in about an hour.
hahahahaha
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

Trollax

Quote from: Lister
I'm more like assuming there's a big ad campaign, otherwise I wouldn't have gotten a free sample...

The free sample may have been why the bottle was so small you know.

Trollax

Quote from: DJRubberduckyZenCrafters... total enlightenment, in about an hour.

Kodak Zen. So you can take your pictures with one hand clapping.

Lister

Quote from: St. Trollax, ODD
Quote from: Lister
I'm more like assuming there's a big ad campaign, otherwise I wouldn't have gotten a free sample...

The free sample may have been why the bottle was so small you know.

Free samples here are full-sized...
Bottle as small as in commercial...

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Zen tuning...
Blast enlightenment through the subwoofers of your 18' chrome-rimmed lowered metallic orange buddha mobile...
(Need For Zen: Underground?)
When I was a little man
Playdough came in a little can
I was Star Wars' biggest fan
Now I'm stuck without a plan
GI Joe was an action man
Shaggy drove the mystery van
Devo was my favorite band
Take me back to my happy land