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Started by Kai, October 13, 2009, 09:55:03 PM

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Kai

October 13, 2009, 09:55:03 PM
My heart is bleeding,
bloody tears of blood,
red and purple out my eyes and ears,

The pain, I never knew,
the horror, all due
to her dark heart full of blackness
and evil.

And I thought she was better,
not so hateful, not so hurtful,
a giant boot stomping, forever.


I'mma go listen to Linkin Park now.



Also, fuck you Kai.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1
October 13, 2009, 09:56:49 PM
 :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cainad (dec.)

#2
October 13, 2009, 10:13:01 PM
:mittens: :lulz:

tenebrous, macabre, jejune

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
October 13, 2009, 10:22:26 PM
Mascara leaks from my wounds.
how could that bitch turn on me?
I shall post my thoughts here,
threaten her there,
and turn that little head of hers around.

For my pain is an ocean
that will batter her senseless
for daring the tides
of my love
and she shall know her error when she gets my note

scrawled in my own blood,
and it shall say,
14TH AND MINNA BITCH!  BRING A BAGGIE FOR YOUR TEEF!
CIGAW, I say, CIGAW,
and don't forget the teddy bear for your ghetto shrine.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#4
October 13, 2009, 10:37:27 PM
:mittens:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#5
October 13, 2009, 10:41:53 PM
That dirty little whore is gone
she has ignored my warnings of total destruction.
Now there is nothing left to do
but drive around with Talufa and Chef,
looking for Koreans to beat up.

But before we step to the van
I must post here, so that the world
will know of my pain
the agony that shatters me
because I couldn't keep her

So here I am posting this agony
for your benefit
Look to my example
and be warned
TALUFA WILL STEAL ALL THE FUCKING CHEETOHS.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#6
October 13, 2009, 10:44:21 PM
Gritting my teeth
I slice my flesh with a shard of glass
like I will slice the love from my heart.

She was cold to me so I told her
that if she is like that to me again
I will kill my love for her, murder it.

My rage is like a thundercloud
raining blood into her email in-box
telling her what destruction I will wreak.

My feelings run deep, so deep
deeper than yours because I'm deep
I'm deep like a guy that's deep.


"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#7
October 13, 2009, 10:45:05 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 13, 2009, 10:44:21 PM

My rage is like a thundercloud
raining blood into her email in-box

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#8
October 13, 2009, 10:46:28 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 13, 2009, 10:41:53 PM
That dirty little whore is gone
she has ignored my warnings of total destruction.
Now there is nothing left to do
but drive around with Talufa and Chef,
looking for Koreans to beat up.

But before we step to the van
I must post here, so that the world
will know of my pain
the agony that shatters me
because I couldn't keep her

So here I am posting this agony
for your benefit
Look to my example
and be warned
TALUFA WILL STEAL ALL THE FUCKING CHEETOHS.

:lulz: fucking hell! This is ART!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#9
October 13, 2009, 10:50:34 PM
My rage stalks the night like
a Tongan war club
I mean, if a Tongan war club
had legs to stalk with
but you get the point

She left me, the bitch
(and yes, we WERE dating,
I really did talk to her,
so stop saying that)
And now I am alone

So that is why I am outside
of her apartment (She does know my name,
we've met, it was love, stop saying that)
going through her garbage
A pair of panties would do.

DIGTBK.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Kai

#10
October 13, 2009, 11:21:01 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 13, 2009, 10:44:21 PM
Gritting my teeth
I slice my flesh with a shard of glass
like I will slice the love from my heart.

She was cold to me so I told her
that if she is like that to me again
I will kill my love for her, murder it.

My rage is like a thundercloud
raining blood into her email in-box
telling her what destruction I will wreak.

My feelings run deep, so deep
deeper than yours because I'm deep
I'm deep like a guy that's deep.




:lulz: :mittens: to that, glorious, that and all.

This morning I woke,
the sky was dark and cloudy,
rain was threatening.

I broke,
down crying, on the asphalt,
as the sky began to shed its tears.

I was hoping
the lightning would strike me,
and save me from my agony.

The bitch killed me, inside.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#11
October 13, 2009, 11:23:39 PM
My love is like a sword
stabbing me in the heart.
Her voice on the phone
giving me the cold shoulder.
I will show her, the bitch.
Feel my wrath! Feel it!
Boiling over the confines
of the internet, all over
forums and email and stuff!
This is my heartbreak
this is my heartbreak on acid.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Precious Moments Zalgo

#12
October 13, 2009, 11:28:43 PM
Streams of purple eyeshadow
running down my face
like rivers
rivers of pain and torment and agony
and eyeshadow
I bought her dinner
she hardly touched her burrito
and then she wouldn't put out
that BITCH!  that FUCKING WHORE!
RAGE!!!
I will answer ANY prayer for $39.95.*

*Unfortunately, I cannot give refunds in the event that the answer is no.

The Good Reverend Roger

#13
October 13, 2009, 11:29:42 PM
Even the squirrels shy away
from my pain
and my caseworker says
I may need more help
but what does he know?

He is not as deep as me,
I AM very deep, you know,
and he cannot fathom the agony
that comes with the careless
handling of my feelings

So until you can understand
My rage, my sorrow
at her betrayal (she even claims
she never met me, the liar)
get the fuck out from under my bridge.

Loser.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#14
October 13, 2009, 11:53:03 PM
From the moment I saw her
picture on the internet I knew
we were meant to be together;
closer and closer to her I grew

and devoted my life to showing
how deep love runs in my river
and how greatly it was growing,
how much I want to give her.

We grew closer and closer,
and my love grew ever deeper
but she called me a hoser
and said I couldn't keep her.

I will show that ice-queen whore,
I will filet my own heart out.
I will slam my hand in the door
and the internet will see me pout.

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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