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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, October 13, 2009, 10:25:55 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#15
October 13, 2009, 11:37:34 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on October 13, 2009, 11:24:17 PM
Should I also nominate Roger?  Or would that look suspicious?

EVERYBODY nominate me.

I mean, what's the worst that can happen?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#16
October 13, 2009, 11:38:01 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on October 13, 2009, 11:34:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 13, 2009, 11:18:17 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on October 13, 2009, 11:17:08 PM
Sent, hopefully others here will send more.  :lulz:

Woot.  I could get used to being a Future Republican Leader.

Um, wait.

Airport bathroom stuff.  Required?

I think the airport bathroom stuff is waived as long as you get weird sex from a different source.

Shit.  I better get on it.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Kai

#17
October 13, 2009, 11:40:42 PM
Um, it won't let firefox in.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

The Good Reverend Roger

#18
October 13, 2009, 11:44:42 PM
Quote from: Kai on October 13, 2009, 11:40:42 PM
Um, it won't let firefox in.

Also seems to have problems with the newest IE, I hear.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Requia ☣

#19
October 13, 2009, 11:46:40 PM
Quote from: Kai on October 13, 2009, 11:40:42 PM
Um, it won't let firefox in.

Strange, it works perfectly in Iceweasel (Firefox knockoff).

There's no form or anything though, send an email to FutureLeaders@GOP.com
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Kai

#20
October 13, 2009, 11:56:30 PM
I'd just like to see the hilarious website for myself first.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

BabylonHoruv

#21
October 13, 2009, 11:58:59 PM
worked fine in firefox for me.
You're a special case, Babylon.  You are offensive even when you don't post.

Merely by being alive, you make everyone just a little more miserable

-Dok Howl

Kai

#22
October 14, 2009, 12:07:42 AM
Finally got it to work.

You know, the stuff under "what we believe" would seem relatively reasonable in the sense that it's simply fiscally conservative talk, except they forgot to mention all the religious wankery. And how corporations get to fuck you in the ass, repeatedly. With no lube. Or reach around.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

The Good Reverend Roger

#23
October 14, 2009, 12:15:17 AM
Quote from: Kai on October 14, 2009, 12:07:42 AM
Finally got it to work.

You know, the stuff under "what we believe" would seem relatively reasonable in the sense that it's simply fiscally conservative talk, except they forgot to mention all the religious wankery. And how corporations get to fuck you in the ass, repeatedly. With no lube. Or reach around.

Vote for me, and I'll fix that.  Oh, yes. 
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Kurt Christ

#24
October 14, 2009, 12:28:43 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 14, 2009, 12:15:17 AM
Quote from: Kai on October 14, 2009, 12:07:42 AM
Finally got it to work.

You know, the stuff under "what we believe" would seem relatively reasonable in the sense that it's simply fiscally conservative talk, except they forgot to mention all the religious wankery. And how corporations get to fuck you in the ass, repeatedly. With no lube. Or reach around.

Vote for me, and I'll fix that.  Oh, yes. 
YAY! Corporate reach arounds for everybody!
Formerly known as the Space Pope (then I was excommunicated), Father Kurt Christ (I was deemed unfit to raise children, spiritual or otherwise), and Vartox (the speedo was starting to chafe)

The Good Reverend Roger

#25
October 14, 2009, 12:39:41 AM
Quote from: Father Kurt Christ on October 14, 2009, 12:28:43 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 14, 2009, 12:15:17 AM
Quote from: Kai on October 14, 2009, 12:07:42 AM
Finally got it to work.

You know, the stuff under "what we believe" would seem relatively reasonable in the sense that it's simply fiscally conservative talk, except they forgot to mention all the religious wankery. And how corporations get to fuck you in the ass, repeatedly. With no lube. Or reach around.

Vote for me, and I'll fix that.  Oh, yes. 
YAY! Corporate reach arounds for everybody!

Um.  No.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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