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Started by Rumckle, October 14, 2009, 05:05:29 AM

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Rumckle

October 14, 2009, 05:05:29 AM
You open your mouth to scream, but you don't, instead you laugh. Because, although laughing is bad, screaming is worse. You laugh because screaming terrifies them, and if you terrify them they will come after you. It terrifies them because deep down they want to scream, they just haven't realised it yet.

So you laugh. You laugh till it hurts. You laugh till it drowns out the screams. You laugh until you can't scream anymore. And then you laugh some more.

They will look at you funny, and ask you what's wrong, because they don't laugh. Eventually they may avoid you, or have you taken away.

But laughter can be contagious. And perhaps, just perhaps, one of them will forget to take their vaccination one day. And they will start to laugh. And maybe, if you are lucky, they will laugh until they scream.

One case is not an epidemic however. So laugh, and keep laughing. Keep laughing until the screams drown you out. Keep laughing until the screams become a revolution.

And then laugh some more.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

The Johnny

#1
October 14, 2009, 05:18:53 AM

Using a cheap example of religions.

Its way more deserving of praise to ridicule religions thru Pastafarianism and Pink Unicorning

than the bitter way of say, Atheism and Satanism.

Because laughter is "fuck off, im too busy enjoying myself" juxtaposed to "omg im gonna haz to disaproves your fanaticism with mine power of logicalz deduction" or "omg im gonna be angrys at you forevar and gonna-be-so-fucking-contrarian-and-reactionary that even im gonna annoy myself"
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
October 14, 2009, 05:45:20 AM
Quote from: JohNyx on October 14, 2009, 05:18:53 AM

Using a cheap example of religions.

Its way more deserving of praise to ridicule religions thru Pastafarianism and Pink Unicorning

than the bitter way of say, Atheism and Satanism.

Because laughter is "fuck off, im too busy enjoying myself" juxtaposed to "omg im gonna haz to disaproves your fanaticism with mine power of logicalz deduction" or "omg im gonna be angrys at you forevar and gonna-be-so-fucking-contrarian-and-reactionary that even im gonna annoy myself"

Jesus.  How can you be so annoying elsewhere, and then pound out GENIUS shit like this?  I about shat myself.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Johnny

#3
October 14, 2009, 06:02:24 AM




idk, maybe im learning to express myself better or maybe you are learning mine personal stylistics¿
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#4
October 14, 2009, 07:24:20 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 14, 2009, 05:45:20 AM
Quote from: JohNyx on October 14, 2009, 05:18:53 AM

Using a cheap example of religions.

Its way more deserving of praise to ridicule religions thru Pastafarianism and Pink Unicorning

than the bitter way of say, Atheism and Satanism.

Because laughter is "fuck off, im too busy enjoying myself" juxtaposed to "omg im gonna haz to disaproves your fanaticism with mine power of logicalz deduction" or "omg im gonna be angrys at you forevar and gonna-be-so-fucking-contrarian-and-reactionary that even im gonna annoy myself"

Jesus.  How can you be so annoying elsewhere, and then pound out GENIUS shit like this?  I about shat myself.

It is because This One is OK.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#5
October 14, 2009, 03:05:43 PM
Quote from: JohNyx on October 14, 2009, 06:02:24 AM




idk, maybe im learning to express myself better or maybe you are learning mine personal stylistics¿

Probably.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
October 14, 2009, 03:06:13 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 14, 2009, 07:24:20 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 14, 2009, 05:45:20 AM
Quote from: JohNyx on October 14, 2009, 05:18:53 AM

Using a cheap example of religions.

Its way more deserving of praise to ridicule religions thru Pastafarianism and Pink Unicorning

than the bitter way of say, Atheism and Satanism.

Because laughter is "fuck off, im too busy enjoying myself" juxtaposed to "omg im gonna haz to disaproves your fanaticism with mine power of logicalz deduction" or "omg im gonna be angrys at you forevar and gonna-be-so-fucking-contrarian-and-reactionary that even im gonna annoy myself"

Jesus.  How can you be so annoying elsewhere, and then pound out GENIUS shit like this?  I about shat myself.

It is because This One is OK.

*grumble grumble in MY day grumble grumble*
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Kai

#7
October 15, 2009, 01:48:31 AM
Quote from: Rumckle on October 14, 2009, 05:05:29 AM
You open your mouth to scream, but you don't, instead you laugh. Because, although laughing is bad, screaming is worse. You laugh because screaming terrifies them, and if you terrify them they will come after you. It terrifies them because deep down they want to scream, they just haven't realised it yet.

So you laugh. You laugh till it hurts. You laugh till it drowns out the screams. You laugh until you can't scream anymore. And then you laugh some more.

They will look at you funny, and ask you what's wrong, because they don't laugh. Eventually they may avoid you, or have you taken away.

But laughter can be contagious. And perhaps, just perhaps, one of them will forget to take their vaccination one day. And they will start to laugh. And maybe, if you are lucky, they will laugh until they scream.

One case is not an epidemic however. So laugh, and keep laughing. Keep laughing until the screams drown you out. Keep laughing until the screams become a revolution.

And then laugh some more.

You now understand a small portion of the whole that is The Horrible TroofTM.
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