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BREAKING: AIDS UNCURED!

Started by Shibboleet The Annihilator, October 13, 2009, 11:04:00 PM

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Iason Ouabache

I really hate to say I told ya so but... HIV is a slippery asshole that can evolve faster than we can set traps for it. I honestly don't think that we will ever be able to have a vaccine for it.
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The closest I think we'll ever get is post infection antivirals that are hand selected per patient and attack only the specific virus type found in that person.
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Quote from: Iason Ouabache on October 13, 2009, 11:32:34 PM
I really hate to say I told ya so but... HIV is a slippery asshole that can evolve faster than we can set traps for it. I honestly don't think that we will ever be able to have a vaccine for it.

Sure there is, it's called a fucking condom.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Suu on October 14, 2009, 02:24:14 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on October 13, 2009, 11:32:34 PM
I really hate to say I told ya so but... HIV is a slippery asshole that can evolve faster than we can set traps for it. I honestly don't think that we will ever be able to have a vaccine for it.

Sure there is, it's called a fucking condom.

Sigh. I can't agree with this. I mean, yes, a condom is a preventative measure, but it's not able to achieve what a vaccine would achieve.
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Quote from: Suu on October 14, 2009, 02:24:14 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on October 13, 2009, 11:32:34 PM
I really hate to say I told ya so but... HIV is a slippery asshole that can evolve faster than we can set traps for it. I honestly don't think that we will ever be able to have a vaccine for it.

Sure there is, it's called a fucking condom.

Condoms break.

You're a fool if you don't use one, but they aren't a complete answer.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Condoms don't, for instance, prevent AIDS in a child born to a mother with HIV.

I have lost a lot of friends to AIDS, and it's a kind of sensitive subject for me. Because people make mistakes, and most of the time they don't deserve to die of them. I mean, I am a compulsive tester and condom-user, but my friend Shawn died of AIDS in the early 90's because her supposedly monogamous boyfriend gave it to her and he fucking knew he had it. I lost four other friends to it before the turn of the millennium, and in almost every case it was because they were young and naive and made mistakes. A vaccine would protect people like them... people like everyone. It's not like they deserve to be dead because they were foolhardy.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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