What part of the body is YOUR city?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

LMNO and I have established that Boston is the liver of America, collecting its poisons and pissing them out into the ocean.

Tucson is the appendix.  It just sort of sits in interior, and does nothing but fester and turn bad.

What organ is your city an analogue of, and why?

[Cain]

The appendix, it has no fuction.

Bournemouth nearby, however, is a vein.  That's where the drugs go in.

[Richter]

Providence is the Gall Bladder.  Strange substances, bitterness at being a second fiddle to the Liver, and could likely be removed without great loss.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

The appendix, it has no fuction.

Bournemouth nearby, however, is a vein.  That's where the drugs go in.

I'd have thought that your city would be the tailbone.  It's only function is to cause pain.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

The appendix, it has no fuction.

Bournemouth nearby, however, is a vein.  That's where the drugs go in.

Troof.

[Requia ☣]

Salt Lake is a major artery.  The juncture of two major highways, with the railroads passing right through the city.  Everything pases through here sooner or later, sometimes it gets stuck like bad cholesterol and drives around during rush hour for the next 30 years, clogging up traffic.

[AFK]

Auburn and Lewiston are eyes.  Auburn is a normal eye, Lewiston is the wandering, twitchy eye that is always red and burning. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Seattle's the vagina and San Francisco is the asshole, so Portland's probably the taint.

[Eater of Clowns]

New Bedford is the armpit.  If Massachusetts is an arm, that is exactly where we're located.



Also it's smelly, oily, and hairy at parts.

[AFK]

New Bedford is the armpit.  If Massachusetts is an arm, that is exactly where we're located.



Also it's smelly, oily, and hairy at parts.

Well, yeah, it's in Massachussetts.   

[singer]

My town is the sticky, stretchy, embarrassing booger you meant to quickly pick and flick and forget.. but you can't get to fall off your fingertips fast enough.

And just when you think it's gone for good, there it is, clinging to the side of a knuckle like a slimy secret hitchhiker, a little darker and thicker than you remembered it, so that long after you believe you have finally scraped the last of it off of you,  the unpleasant suspicion of its persistent adhesive power haunts you into a futile attempt to rub phantom bits of phlegm out of your fingerprints.

[Darth Cupcake]

My town is the sticky, stretchy, embarrassing booger you meant to quickly pick and flick and forget.. but you can't get to fall off your fingertips fast enough.

And just when you think it's gone for good, there it is, clinging to the side of a knuckle like a slimy secret hitchhiker, a little darker and thicker than you remembered it, so that long after you believe you have finally scraped the last of it off of you,  the unpleasant suspicion of its persistent adhesive power haunts you into a futile attempt to rub phantom bits of phlegm out of your fingerprints.

You live in either Lowell or New Jersey?

[Suu]

Providence is the Gall Bladder.  Strange substances, bitterness at being a second fiddle to the Liver, and could likely be removed without great loss.

Pawtucket is some sort of benign cancerous growth on the gall bladder. You don't want it there, but until it becomes malignant, you can ignore it. Besides, you don't have the money for surgery and Neighborhood Health Care of Rhode Island is a scam anyway.

[Kai]

My town? Its a mole, considered a beauty mark by some and a hairy future site of melanoma by others.

[BabylonHoruv]

Probably the Colon. There's a lot of pizza here, a lot of drugs, and the town is absolutely full of shit.