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Barstool experiment?

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, October 16, 2009, 01:26:30 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

October 16, 2009, 01:26:30 AM
First sentence is funny, the rest not really.

http://www.publications.ojd.state.or.us/S056015.htm
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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October 16, 2009, 02:50:52 AM
Yeah, I completely expected the second sentence to be, "The bartender said, 'What'll you have?'"
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October 16, 2009, 03:02:23 AM
How drunk was he when he sat down on the barstool?

I don't see college students getting in an uproar and suing people when they injure themselves while drunk.
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October 16, 2009, 03:44:11 AM
Quote from: Kai on October 16, 2009, 03:02:23 AM
How drunk was he when he sat down on the barstool?

I don't see college students getting in an uproar and suing people when they injure themselves while drunk.

Doesn't matter, because the stool collapsed. It's hard to write that off as operator error.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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October 16, 2009, 04:40:53 AM
Quote from: Nigel on October 16, 2009, 01:26:30 AM
First sentence is funny,

That's as far as I got. It was worth it.
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