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Re: Cameo Dot com
« Reply #30 on: June 27, 2020, 07:50:08 am »
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Re: Cameo Dot com
« Reply #31 on: June 27, 2020, 08:24:13 am »
I, uh, may know some peeps.

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Re: Cameo Dot com
« Reply #32 on: June 27, 2020, 10:53:33 am »
We only got the first paragraph, but it was like the voice of an angel to my ears

https://www.cameo.com/v/o6prlOXzc

If others want to buy the rest go for it

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Re: Cameo Dot com
« Reply #33 on: June 27, 2020, 05:27:09 pm »
You can sort by price. As glorious as Gilbert is, for the same cash you could have reams of beautiful nonsense read out by no names mashed together.

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Re: Cameo Dot com
« Reply #34 on: June 27, 2020, 07:27:43 pm »
it would make a great advertising like cut. where a bunch of celebs read from the pd the sb, have it set to wistful music.
stormy daniels, then rod blagojevich...followed by jizmak da gusha, then idk marla maples?
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Re: Cameo Dot com
« Reply #35 on: June 27, 2020, 07:43:43 pm »
Instead of Gilbert gottfried get a bunch of Z listers to read the whole brag of the sub-genuis 200 words at a time and assemble it
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Re: Cameo Dot com
« Reply #36 on: June 27, 2020, 07:45:23 pm »
two words: holy scripture drag queen smash cut

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Re: Cameo Dot com
« Reply #37 on: July 02, 2020, 03:39:58 pm »
Somebody got Lt. Riker Frakes to do this joke from the Simpsons: https://www.facebook.com/groups/StarTrekShitposting/permalink/2417562618548057/

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Re: Cameo Dot com
« Reply #38 on: July 02, 2020, 05:11:06 pm »
Letís say, hypothetically, that the seventies was a good decade for American cinema. Consider Americaís three top actors from then on out, yup those, then remember that Bobby just ďdoes his thingĒ and I havenít seen him in years so essentially not him. The other two; Iím going to put a call (email) in today. Will this mean dealing with dark forces, yes. Is that a problem, no. Itís just like how it goes at the beginning of blood simple.

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Re: Cameo Dot com
« Reply #39 on: July 02, 2020, 06:20:35 pm »
These incoherent replies are really annoying. Maybe you're trying to say something, but it's not coming through. Please put more effort into communication.